@braedendays: I chugged 16 shots of WHITE espresso and took TWO Sinclair dinosaurs 😭🦖 WELCOME TO THE EXTENDED CUT OF THE DINO HEIST SERIES (directors cut is coming later 🤫) After chugging all the way from 4 shots up to 14 shots of espresso, I had to top myself one more time and go for an even bigger target...a 40lb fiberglass green dinosaur named Claire 😈 After successfully throwing Claire on my back and speeding away on my motorcycle (and ending up on the news 😳), I found out that the gas station was hosting an unveiling party for their NEW dinosaur (a 12ft long, 6ft tall 70 pound statue) 👀 of course, I had to put some plans in motion... I managed to hire a demolition crew to help me get it out of the ground and into my U-Haul, securing not just the first dinosaur but the new one as well 😭 easily the greatest heist of 2026 #motorcycle #bikelife #coffee #dinosaur #heist