egan robinson
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Ryan Ulicsni :
In confession I mentioned missing mass cause I went to the Saints game instead. The response was “Son, they didn’t even win.”
2026-07-30 00:50:45
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MrUser :
what about 2 beers IN confession?
2026-07-30 03:03:35
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Paraintheworld 🇨🇦 :
my uncle was a pastor so yeah
2026-08-13 20:27:27
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Nurse Ratched ☈N :
I work in a monastery, I pick the monks brains ALL shift. I'm trying to convince them to get heelies currently
2026-07-30 03:22:47
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L33 :
You’re catholic… I’m catholic… we know what midnight mass on Christmas actually is… everyone leaving the bar to go to church
2026-07-30 01:39:35
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🌞🍃 :
I feel like Catholics don't mind if you drink, period. Jesus is wine, the church was invented when Europe was half cut at all times... it's chill, have a beer.
2026-08-14 00:24:41
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sarahscarahh :
“If Jesus was first ministering to the world today would the communion elements be beer and pizza instead of wine and bread?” Is my fave
2026-07-30 12:45:07
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sarah :
how many times does it take participateing in communion to consume the whole body of christ
2026-07-31 03:46:08
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dr_pepper_dumass :
During confirmation class, our priest was off topic talking about house blessing and how he found a disturbing looking wizard doll. He said “we burned it.” And my sister said “did a ghost cloud come out of it, like it does in Scooby doo??” And he just did this and didn’t answer.
2026-07-30 18:57:09
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Dude Man :
If you ask a catholic if alcohol is okay in any scenario you’re always gonna be told yes
2026-07-31 21:21:46
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Ranch soda :
That makes me question if it's a sin to celebrate mass 2 beers deep
2026-07-30 01:17:44
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Blue Sporty :
There’s a facebook group named “Ask a Catholic Priest” where you can ask any question and only priest are allowed to respond. Kinda cool but super cool to have a friend that’s a priest
2026-07-30 03:06:16
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Yaboi :
"would god love me if i was a worm" "no" "oh" "he would cherish you" "oh...."
2026-07-30 19:59:13
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NotPasta :
I'm a devout Lutheran but one of my best friends is a Rabbi and I love asking him the most absurd questions and he usually gets frustrated and tells me he's gonna aim the space lasers at my house or freeze my bank account or turn all of the traffic lights red just for me🥰
2026-07-30 12:17:58
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megatron :
My dad is a pastor and I once had a coworker ask me to ask him if having a painting commissioned of Jesus riding Godzilla fighting a Decepticon was blasphemous. My dad responded that no it wasn’t blasphemy but it’d be a pretty cool painting and also probably heresy depending on denomination
2026-07-30 20:51:30
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Dorothy 💛 :
When I was young (like 13) I asked my priest “why don’t we hear much about Jesus as a teen? Like he’s a baby then suddenly an adult” and he just goes “maybe it’s none of our business 😐🤷” 😂 he also clarified that we do have stories of him as a teen. They’re just not very interesting so nobody talks about it lol
2026-07-30 01:27:40
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Pete Wentz Breaks My Heart 🖤 :
This is one of my favorite memes to send my preist friends after discussing weird things
2026-07-30 16:15:45
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Jack from the gas station :
Jesus turned water into wine and was a a carpenter AKA blue collar worker, I think he would be fine with two beers prior to confession.
2026-07-30 02:56:20
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tiger_9570 :
Can god cook a burrito so spicy he couldn’t eat it? Is one I’ve asked a priest
2026-07-30 11:42:03
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C. :
my husband asked our priest friend if guns are effective against demons, Father said probably not but if we got a couple of super soakers he would help us fill them with holy water.
2026-07-30 17:10:32
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Papa Versace :
Can you ask your priest friends how many seagulls you’d have to take from the beach for it to be a sin? I mean, it’s not stealing or anything because nobody owns them, but I feel like it would definitely be a sin if you took ALL of them
2026-07-30 21:52:30
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Bonus Bones 🍉🔻 :
you gotta ask about this. my cousin is an Anglican minister and they don't believe the "every single sin" in the garden thing so she wasn't helpful
2026-07-30 19:20:45
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katiebug 🇻🇦 :
Ask him if a vampire were to receive communion wine would their thirst be sated?
2026-07-30 19:43:46
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Batgirl :
Here is one of my ridiculous questions.
2026-08-01 01:09:34
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