@1n_x_1n: Rick and Morty #Rick#and#Morty#edit #fyp RICK Burp Jerry. Don't touch that. It's a Probability Inverter. One sneeze and you'll spend the rest of your life as a sentient mayonnaise jar. JERRY (Scoffs) Oh, great. Another one of your toys that'll probably destroy the universe. You know, some of us have work— (He accidentally nudges the orb) RICK (Freezes) Oh, jeez, Jerry. You just had to do it. The orb fizzes. The kitchen morphs into a neon grid. MORTY runs in, panicked. MORTY Aww, jeez, Rick! My hands are forks! My hands are literally forks! How am I supposed to text Jessica now?! RICK Relax, Morty! You're just in Timeline 37-B. In this one, cutlery rules the world. Burp Fork-hands are a sign of royalty. Now stop whining and fork-shoot that interdimensional cockroach. A GIANT CYBORG COCKROACH crashes through the wall. Morty screams and accidentally flings a fork from his hand, impaling its antenna. RICK See? You're a natural, you stupid piece of—burp—genius. MORTY But Rick! What about Jerry?! They look at JERRY, who is now a giant sentient pickle, rolling on the floor. JERRY (Pickle voice) I'm Pickle Jerry! This isn't funny, Rick! Change me back! RICK (Smirk) Oh, it's hilarious, Jerry. But fine. Let me just recalibrate the... (He smashes the orb with a hammer) ...There. Fixed. Everything snaps back to normal. Jerry is human again, crying softly. JERRY I hate this family. RICK And I hate you. But you married my daughter, so burp—here we are. Now who wants to go to a dimension where pizza grows on trees? Morty, grab your forks. We're leaving. MORTY Aww, jeez... Fine. But I'm not eating the pineapple slice. Last time I got sentient heartburn. --- END SCENE. --- Want a longer one, or a specific character's monologue (like Evil Morty or Summer)? Just say the word!@Aviasales ✈️ @andrey_gaidulyan @MrBeast

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