@corporate.sween: Follow each step closely 🫡

corporate sween :

Step number three is key 🔑

A-Aron :

I have a program where I clock in every time I get bothered on the weekend so my boss has to approve numerous 2 minute punch ins. He stopped bothering me on my time.

Dantelviet :

how to blame employee for mistake you done. my fav

Jenn :

I set routines on my phone to silence all work related notifications at 5p on Friday and let them restart on Monday at 8a. I refuse to let work invade my personal time.

sannuik :

i have intentionally not given anybody in my office my phone number, refuse point blank to get an office phone, and make clear when i go on vacation that i have no room in my bag for my laptop. the day they put their foot down is the day i take my 2 feet straight out the front door

Katie Jaydee :

BRILLIANT tips! Bravo, sir! 👏

THEDECEPTIC0N :

What happens when there are only managers left? Now managers weekend is ruined. Step 3 should be, just keep them miserable.

cynicalobserver :

I love doing this, gets such great results for my own KPIs

TheDisGardener :

im hourly not salary. that task is done when its done

joshj898 :

remember if you can make them quit then we only ever have to pay their replacement the minimum starting salary. also bonus if you tell them the company can't afford raises this year despite record profits 😅

eann1087 :

Begging for the boss to get humbled by HR or his boss

carl :

so now I know why I stay up some nights. not that there is anything to worry about but because I spent years worry and planning while everyone else was dreaming good dreams. apparently just a old habit so worry to worry. yep

Sash770 :

thank God its illigal to contact employees after work hours and non working days in Australia....but work hungry people can make their choices...

Tinman5179 :

Step 4. Give an employee an informal reprimand the day before a major holiday, like Thanksgiving. That way the employee will be stressed out all that extended weekend and will come in Monday determined to work harder!

Jack Daniel :

This would not fly in the UK 🤣🤣

Guillermo :

this is becoming a documentary

Geoffro :

turn phone off if productivity drops fire me 😁

Jdub :

Chris :

Step three has laws against it in Australia now.

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Machine :

HA!! Joke's on you!! I'm off Firdays and Saturdays, and don't answer to anyone on Sundays! 👍🤣

fierydilz :

employees with a backbone and understand employment law can see right through these tactics and can use these tactics to get God complex managers fired

Mark Noble :

It’s not a skit. It’s not a skit.

Serpentine :

DAMN! Supporting small creators twice in one day!!! 🤣

Bradness37 :

How can I make my Tokens...I mean people work over the weekend?