You go "and you call THAT a fart?" And proceed to fart so loud and so strongly that you actually shart. You have to leave. You can never EVER be seen there again. You leave all your stuff at your desk and just disappear, none of your colleagues ever moves anything and your desk just becomes a dusty monument to you, the girl who shat herself and disappeared
2026-07-31 21:14:22
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(っ҂° ཀ•)っ⊹˚. :
this is fucking funny what are we talking abt
2026-07-30 16:55:18
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tysvvvm :
It’s 100x funnier because you look so upset about it 😭
2026-07-31 00:43:32
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Samantha Jo :
I worked for a company with a FLATULENCE CLAUSE in the handbook. No excessive FARTING of you could be fired
2026-07-30 21:19:48
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trashohr :
I fear Farty McToot made a fair point
2026-08-01 00:26:47
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🍋🍋Monique🍋🍋 :
Lmfaooo you laugh loudly and then offer to buy them lunch tf kinda question is this 🤣😂
2026-08-01 14:16:20
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Abi🌸 :
Fart back idk
2026-07-31 17:43:43
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Twilight sparkle :
You fart louder to establish dominance.
2026-07-31 18:27:48
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h :
Courts VERY often rule that forcing an entire workplace or public space to be 100% fragrance-free is an unreasonable burden on an employer, as scents are found in everyday items like laundry detergent, soap, and shampoo. 👀👀 So you might be fine if you just push back.
2026-07-31 14:15:15
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_taylor.98_ :
No perfume in an office? Why are they treating you like toddlers 💀😂
2026-08-01 23:49:39
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Julia :
so you’ve never farted in the office??
2026-07-30 19:43:00
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cathyhudson91 :
I see both sides to the perfume issue. If a person is drowning themselves in it then they need to be talked to and dealt with.The whole office should not have to change due to one person.Goes the same if someone is allergic. Not everyone should have to change because of one person. Maybe that person needs to be put in a place where she is not so exposed to it. We can not keep catering to one person out of a group of people. Where does that leave most of the group and their rights.
2026-08-02 20:14:42
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user283173221625 :
I love perfume but I cant uderstand how some bath in that. I smell more alcohol than I smell the perfume itself😅
2026-08-02 20:39:13
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Kenzzz :
Sprayed fragrances are Fine when they don’t douse their whole body with it and if it’s not the really cheap stuff (yes people can smell if it’s cheap). Quality fragrances only need one spray to work.
2026-08-02 00:00:07
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Miss Agua Tofuina 🇳🇿 :
You laugh 😂
2026-08-02 22:39:38
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smidgeofserotonin :
While I understand excessive perfume and smells can aggravate people’s sinuses… cmon one or two spritzes of perfume/cologne before you leave your house isn’t going to kill anyone
2026-07-31 12:40:33
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Shelleylynn1972 :
100% stand with the farter
2026-08-01 10:49:18
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Kirri Lee :
1) lol 2)As someone who is allergic to a most perfumes, this comment section is a little scary. Most of the time, if HR puts a notice out about not using perfumes and cologne, it is because someone in the office is very allergic. The people saying they’d wear extra perfume may be liable to a criminal case or civil lawsuit if they did that. Just a friendly PSA.
2026-07-31 15:01:28
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Tereza🍄 • nemesis :
Deodorant is quite enough to NOT SMELL BAD. Smelling neutral is good enough. No need for peonies and sandalwood
2026-08-01 10:04:53
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The_bang.MASTER :
Honestly I’m a perfume kinda gal. But this email is probably being sent out cause someone has an allergy. If the email explained that it was because of an allergy I probably wouldn’t be annoyed but if it didn’t then I’m with the farter
2026-08-01 07:51:38
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Raegan :
i'd laugh and fart too wdym
2026-07-31 15:25:32
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Ivory Crowe :
perfume should not be the reason you don't smell bad. that's bathing and deodorant. perfume is supposed to be a nice addition on top of that.
2026-07-31 18:02:26
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🦋🪽 :
do you mean not spraying perfumes or not coming into office wearing them?? and what about cologne smh
2026-08-01 07:50:51
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