@sslaykita: Some of this is exaggerated. Most of it isn’t 😂 #satire

fischstäbchen🫧 :

unrealistic, he wouldn't speak english

Rainbow Audemars :

That tartare looks terrifying

Usernoneya :

The shirt getting more and more unbuttoned 🤣

Byakuya Togami :

better question - WHY is his tshirt unbuttoned

.•Hax Tokugawa!🌸 :

biggest lie you've ever seen is that French people talk in English like that

Hanna Aase :

The undressing of the clothes😂

Nuria :

im safe bc im overweight

Nameless🕯⚔️ :

Will that day ever come?

azzu🎀 :

they r so evil

Sven🇦🇹🇫🇷 :

Not straight

Daria :

It would be so funny, if it wasn’t so true…

котсиэдзивворку :

I have flashbacks

Katie Robinson :

“Want to go to your place” every sentence: REAL

cassi freeman :

and the worst part is he isn’t kidding 😭

Jamie :

scarily accurate 😭

misswinter :

so accurate you almost believe i dated you before

Labella :

I’m crying again

stefania_romanovna :

Valentina :

so accurate because the first time i met this french guy he said i could go to his parents place and they would be happy to see his girlfriend, MIND YOU all this happen 20min after we said hi my name is…..

UGHly🖤 :

I’m Greek. I traumatize back.

lightdropp :

he likes girls?

L ☭ :

French bf once said to me: "I want to marry you, subject to change"

The Princess Asmara :

He told me after 2 days of talking “I have to admit, I really like you” 😭 Omg it’s so quick lol

SageJuliette36🌌🌙 :

Hahahahaha this is so true (divorced my french guy)

😃🫯Jae Carter 🥝🤍🍋🍋 :

can we talk about the raw egg and uncooked meat first......