@midnight.storybook: the groundskeeper said the first crack sounded like a tree splitting underground. another worker was driving the little cemetery tractor when the grass suddenly dropped beneath him. he jumped off and ran, but the tractor was still in gear, so it kept crawling forward by itself while the sinkhole opened wider behind the graves. then the hole got deeper. one headstone tipped toward the edge. dirt started pouring into the darkness. and only after the ground fully collapsed did hundreds of ravens come exploding out from somewhere below. the groundskeeper kept filming because, in his words, “nobody was ever going to believe this.” sir, i barely believe it with video. whatever was under that cemetery had birds, property rights, and absolutely no interest in staying buried. 🪦🖤🐦‍⬛