@klein.cult: caption cuz idk #lordofthemysteries #donghua #kleinmoretti #lotm

the nightmare spell :

I'd tell her to run, that virgin of a god is allergic to women, it's 100% the monocle man

Tommy :

allowed🥹

Azreal :

impossible, Klein doesn't do that

Lucas🎸[#1Klein glazer🎩] :

Klein Moretti mentioned!! Klein isn’t just a character. He’s a phenomenon. He’s a celestial event, a once-in-a-lifetime alignment of the stars, a cosmic masterpiece sculpted by the author of Lord of the Mysteries himself. Loving Klein isn't a hobby, it's a lifestyle, a reason to live. Every day I wake up and think of this man. There isn't one day where this man isn't on my mind. Klein is what fuels my day; he is so gorgeous, beautiful, radiant, captivating, charming, elegant, striking, dashing, alluring, exquisite, handsome, lovely, mesmerizing, enchanting, breathtaking, irresistible, fabulous, charismatic, fashionable, incredible, incomparable, graceful, appealing, ravishing, sophisticated, magnetic, unforgettable, impressive, flawless, awe-inspiring, timeless, enthralling, divine, splendid, spellbinding, winsome, jaw-dropping, delightful, fetching, sensational, regal, opulent, sublime, statuesque, dreamy, mesmeric, sumptuous, admirable, dazzling, impeccable, ravishing, luminous, majestic, ethereal, unforgettable, incomparable, breathtaking, sumptuous, resplendent, elegant, radiant, unrivaled, humble, enchanting, alluring,pretty, graceful. I love Klein. Klein... Just thinking about him makes my heart flutter. It's impossible to put into words how much I love him. I cry for days and nights from the realization that my feelings are doomed. I would give anything for him to be real, to live and love me back. Every time I look at his picture, goosebumps run over my skin. My love for him is boundless and will never fade. I am writing this, unable to hold back tears, with one hand, because the other is busy with another, equally important matter. and I hope one day, it will become mine... only mine... I don't believe there is a person who wouldn't love him. I'll eliminate them all! This is blasphemy! How dare they not worship the most beautiful angel of The Fool? Even though he belongs only to me, he still must be worshipped!

Orange Carp :

Check if he has a monocle, this bro doesn’t date

Ren :

check if he's actually klein

White Wolf :

suddenly he wears a monocle 🧐

{🅢︎🅐︎🅡︎🅐︎🅨︎🅨︎𝟏𝟏:𝟏𝟏} :

ataraxia :

Are you sure bae it’s Klein? That man is allergic to women😭

Charlesthe3rd :

Praise the fool (amon mpreg)