I work at a bank, and once answered the phone with “hello I am the bank. “ and they hung up on me.
2026-08-10 23:08:42
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Cirus_Cries_A_Lot :
I use phrases like “my good sir” or “my good lady” sometimes to make customer interactions less awkward and one day I fucked up and called this lady a good girl.
2026-08-11 20:17:56
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Tayler ♡ :
Told a customer “That’s all for you.” Instead of “Would that be all for you?”
2026-08-11 06:04:20
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Bri Schraven :
I asked a table “is everyone tasting good?” kms
2026-08-09 06:56:56
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Elyssa :
One time i said “welcome in!” At a store i didnt work at.
2026-08-11 06:17:19
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XOXO, Lindzi 💗 :
during a rush one time i greeted these customers and they didn't respond and out of habit i said "chat am i muted?" and then i walked away
2026-08-11 19:20:03
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🦄 :
i accidentally told these 2 lesbian women to “have a nice gay!”
2026-08-11 12:07:50
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summer ryan :
one time on the phone with a customer, instead of saying “the owner” or “my boss”, i combined the two and said “my owner” ☹️
2026-08-11 15:13:32
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danielle🍸🍒🎱🐆🌙 :
i pointed someone in the direction of the restrooms and said “enjoy!”
2026-08-11 00:00:59
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Ivan :
I told someone “you can have a good day” yesterday. Like they needed my permission 😔
2026-08-11 04:46:26
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franny :
i once said “i like your bag! thank you!” to a girl. why the fuck would i say thank you.
2026-08-10 16:38:49
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saturn<3 :
“hi how can i help you!” i was the customer.
2026-08-11 16:26:21
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e :
someone asked if my tattoo hurt and i said “ swag is temporary, pain is forever” instead of the other way around😭. dead silence after
2026-08-11 16:52:59
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Ella :
silent laughing at all these comments cus my baby and fiance asleep next to me
2026-09-25 07:39:32
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toeless😈 :
it's ok i asked for someone's id for a san pellegrino the other day
2026-08-09 21:51:38
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Kiss me. :
I just sent like… 20 of these comments to my husband who’s currently in basic training simply because it’s past my bed time and I’m in a laughing fit. So he can have fun reading it all when he’s put
2026-09-25 05:18:04
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💫🎩ꪑꪖ᥊ ꫝꪖ𝕥𝕥ꫀ𝕣🎩💫 :
One time i answered the phone saying “dr pepper!” Instead of the name of where I work…I had just told my coworker the fountain needed dr pepper..the lady laughed…
2026-09-25 00:04:26
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509.jadee💋✌🏻 :
Worked at kfc for 2 months, I said “be a good girl” I meant “have a good day girl”😭😭😭
2026-09-24 21:47:16
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KaiiElijah :
One time I said “what can I do to you?” Instead of “what can I do for you?”
2026-08-11 23:55:47
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❛ kian ༉‧₊˚𓆪 :
Ive said “no good all worries” instead of “all good no worries” 😭😭😭💔
2026-08-11 02:02:25
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meadow 🐞 :
i was trying to say “get home safe” and instead i said “drive home!”
2026-08-11 07:22:02
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finn :
the other day i asked my dog if he wanted a receipt instead of asking if he wanted to go outside
2026-08-11 07:20:20
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user6643829 :
one time a man ordered dumplings and instead of beef or pork I asked “bork or peef”
2026-08-10 05:51:11
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Alannah Turcotte :
I once dropped an entire tray of drinks when trying to set it down on a table and said “sorry, first day with my new hands!” guy at the table was missing one of his
2026-08-15 01:15:43
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mia :
once a table asked me if they could see the dessert menu and we don’t have one, we just have to remember what’s on it, and I said “I’m the dessert menu”
2026-08-11 06:10:21
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