@ponsbu: Daniel Sloss Best Stand-Up Highlights 😂 #DanielSloss #standup #standupcomedy #improv #fyp

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rose🏳️‍⚧️ :

saying "the colored ones" is a crazy statement

¡Ky★>3(R) :

if he was really white considering that he's god and is making miracles, I PROMISE YOU IT WOULD'VE BEEN MENTIONED AT LEAST ONCE IN THE BIBLE BRUH 😭

BabyBlueEyes739 :

Bethlehem is also more near Asia so he’d probably look oriental

skylines.turnstiles :

I accidentally induced my best friend into labor. We had an argument that night then boom 6 hours later. She ended up thanking me tho :)

PinkSpiderz :

yeshua coulda been albino, it's not off the table...

abagailwilson3 :

Sweeping is also called breaking the water. I’m pretty sure I might be wrong and I’m pretty sure that’s actually really dangerous.

Kylin read it 📚 :

Jesus was definitely tan😆

alikattmamaof4 :

BAHAHAHA NOT THE KEYS😂🤣

rayvanne_woulfe :

If someone passes, "I'm sorry" and "I appolagize" are two VERY different things.

Dillon Lawson :

his name isnt Jesus any way lol

✨️Red✨️ :

the thing about babies not liking spicy food is halfway true, the only thing my mom could keep down with me and one of my sisters was spicy food🤣

9e9ln :

Do you think he also has your accent?

SmerfysSnackShack :

id like to believe he chuckled at the one nodding his head like YOU DAM RIGHT 😂😭

bobendorf :

mabey thats why he was Jesus

safalyn_45 :

Petal💜

Mikey :

“HES GOT THE COMPLEXION OF A FACKING SNOWMAN…Whatever those are?”

zach :

Even if he was born white he wouldn't have stayed white for long. He'd either get sunburns constantly or tan from the sun which would make him darker over time.

Thee Ocean :

Not only was he colored but in some stories it says he was a drunkard bastard that was a carpenter turned Shepard and wasn’t as good of a guy as he’s hailed to be. That’s written by like 3 of his apostles.

RJR :

he's a shiny

Loug39 :

the depiction of white Jesus can actually be traced back to the pope asking Michelangelo about a picture within his home. which turned out to be Michelangelos gay lover. lmfao!!!!!

Oliver Woods :

He could also have been trans because he was born from a virgin pregnancy. I can and will elaborate if anyone wants to know.

Kristopher Drakengard :

😂😂😂

ShellySilly :

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