@jackbgreenberg: Bro came back from the dead 😭

Lolo_Swish :

norl :

when has this ever happened bro😭

SushiShindig2 :

My first ever choking experience was as a 30 year old man on a fucking ribeye at Texas Roadhouse.

Meghan Murphy :

lmao I legit choked on steak once and my roommate thought I was joking when she heard me choking until I hit the floor where she proceeded to punch me in the back and launch it out of my throat, I legit had a date with the man who I'm now in a relationship and have a child with that same night 🤣she was a literal lifesaver and the reason me and my child are here today 🤣🤣

Mollie :

I choked once and while I was passed out under the table I clearly saw the Forrest Gump DVD title screen. I'm convinced it was the pearly gates. woke up to my mom doing the hiemlich maneuver to me and puking over the sink... I'm scared of toast now.

CODENAMESTEVEN :

“Well you actually choked during that so you kinda ruined it” LMFAO

ShadeGaming22 :

Giving me this lmao

John :

Why he lowk look like Joe Goldberg 😭

slimestar95 :

Yeah tell the groom for sure

adam :

I’m so lost at the prompt here

brianxv21 :

God I love these.

Adam :

I wish these were more popular coz I love this series

ravingwryan :

He’s seen the future

audhd.dave :

Caroline stressin behind the phone

livlovemeloball🧁 :

ok so i’ve never had an original experience

khoi makes games :

you’re tougher than the steak broski

Deadass Bakugou :

Me if I was at a wedding

˚₊‧꒰ა ℝ𝕠𝕓𝕚𝕟 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ :

This is straight out of a ep of I think you should leave

Jahootie Rosenblatt :

I am very worried about the fact that this man keeps getting hotter. Is this Stockholm syndrome? 🥺

elena :

Take it easy Jack…

Mac_DD_TMAC :

Me when they’re serving prime rib

⃟ :

Telling the groom makes a self fulfilling prophesy