"and adam sinned and messed up the world, you know just like joe biden, I like to think adam was joe biden and eve was kamala, they handed us a broken nation, and like Jesus I have to fix it, I have to. It's what I do".
2026-08-15 08:25:31
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Andrew D :
"Nobody parted the seas quite like me. Okay maybe Moses"
2026-08-02 20:06:22
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psychopathicslayer :
I can hear the hand movements
2026-08-03 06:06:57
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:
“Great guy. What a great guy god is”
2026-08-18 12:16:51
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Ali :
then we defeated Satan. we defeated him really bad.
2026-08-16 11:28:27
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Hanski_innit :
the bible just got x8 times more pages.
2026-08-18 17:00:13
989
TalkNerdy2me :
"Noah built a great ark, a very big boat. one of the biggest boats I’ve ever seen, maybe the biggest boat ever”
2026-08-03 23:15:36
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Mark Ironside :
“And then there’s Judas. Lot of people say he’s a traitor and bad guy, but I mean he got 20 pieces of silver that’s not a bad deal. So bad guy, but smart businessman, very smart businessman”
2026-08-12 08:07:30
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Stu :
where can I download this?
2026-08-19 13:53:50
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marymargaret82 :
“Not as handsome as I am, but close”
2026-08-02 20:34:49
491
Jemoh 🇰🇪🇺🇸 :
🗣️No one knows God more than I do 😂
2026-08-15 09:03:56
325
Angry Butter :
Can I have audiobook of “50 Grades of Grey” readed by Trump?
2026-08-12 01:59:00
347
Hizzy :
and MAGA followers will eat that up 😂
2026-08-15 07:28:37
53
Post Traumatic Down Syndrome :
And God said let there be light. It was a bright light. very nice light. I saw it and said "this is a very nice light".
2026-08-03 20:37:24
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anemone coronaria 🦋✨ :
Guys I’m Muslim and I really like to read religious books and lectures but this shittt is way funny I don’t think it should be this funny wtf 😂
2026-08-14 18:37:21
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Samuel Mute :
i can listen to that just to enjoy because whether you like him or not, he's funny when it comes to reading something because he'll always give himself a lil credit.
2026-08-14 22:44:22
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New&used trading shop :
"he split the sea but i opened the strait of hormuz"