@almondmilkfan8: I remember saying “you’re shrek and I’m donkey because I annoy you and you’re mean 😭”

c :

ah.. papoi 😔😢

Macon :

sounds like you have a lot more time to learn minionese now

big.tzimmes :

Single and knows minionese? When can I take you out

OneScoopMan :

do you think he overheard you and that was what drove him to that decision?

Britt :

Sounds like he lost a multilingual genius to me

Anna :

it's ok Lorde

Lauren :

I was learning to juggle and hours later I got the text….😭

Eric :

was this a learning moment

Libbie :

U when he said “hey babe”

shlay :

sara jean :

me telling my ex extensive john pork lore the week he was planning our breakup

dalt_21 :

You in the bathroom

anakin.piegawker :

that was the straw that broke the minion's back

sophia :

type shit

Big Fando :

why didnt it work out?

Ailryden :

Sounds like you were focusing on more important matters.

farrah_berra :

Curious if there was a correlation

katelikesbees :

You outgrew him queen

bobcratchet4255 :

Banana?

mfer :

In the bathroom pooping when he barged in to break up with me ✌🏻

Alex :

Did you reply in minionese?

monica🏮 :

this is how everything in life feels like

nicole˚✧ :

Went through similar situation but i was on knock off omegle wearing a wig trolling ppl while he was waiting for me in his car outside

nick :

Having the whimsy to want to learn minionese is a top 5 reason to stay with someone, what is wrong with him 😭

VietTea. 🪳 :

How do you say sorry in minoninese