My favorite lie is when they are wearing a college’s logo on them I’ll say “my mom went there” she’s been to at least 15 colleges if you were to ask my guest
2026-08-02 00:53:48
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haleigh 🦋🪻 :
i tell them i just want a quick autograph ✍️
2026-09-09 15:58:17
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kgfesser :
I say “I just need your autograph,” and I hand it to them. And it’s funny. Or I’ll talk through the interaction if I need it back immediately
2026-08-02 03:35:12
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ceej :
my bit when i used a toast was always “don’t worry i won’t watch” and then making a big show of covering my eyes and turning around, huge hit and always got laughs
2026-08-02 03:30:30
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Psychologen :
Please tell us how to make a blue cheese martini 🍸
2026-08-01 23:12:52
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user6923158272469 :
Anyone else think the handhelds screw us out of tips?? I work behind the bar but take high tops sometimes, if I drop a credit card slip for $30 to $40 I’ll usually get a $10 tip. If I use the handheld, guests just hit the 20% for a tip. Never gonna complain about that but losing $2 to $4 on each table because of the handheld instead printed receipt, right?
2026-08-02 03:44:11
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alli🍭 :
I just say “if you’re doing card you can use this lovely little robot right here” I usually get a giggle
2026-08-02 00:44:21
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Amanda :
Can’t you drop it off and walk away?? Why do you have to stand at their table???
2026-08-02 18:03:23
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Alexis :
If I have to say anything about the tip line I’m direct I will say “a tip prompt will pop up for you and then your all set” rather than acting like I don’t know what the “quick question” is most people prefer the honesty
2026-08-02 11:49:31
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Charisma Schaub✨ :
My favorite part about being a server and bartender in Alaska is telling tourists fake stories about myself 🫢🤪
2026-08-02 00:30:01
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b :
“You can autograph the tablet when the screen loads !!”
2026-08-02 00:10:45
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ncisneros05 :
As a server, I’ve noticed that people will tip more if you drop off the actually piece of paper for them to write down the tip.
2026-08-03 09:01:13
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chicowaka :
I always js say how was the food or drinks but lowky need to start doing other things
2026-08-01 22:32:09
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Megan lair :
Okay but when they are like “ how do I use this thing”
2026-08-01 23:58:14
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ThatOneGuyKevin :
I just ask for their autograph. Works everytime
2026-08-01 22:36:47
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cheyenne :
one time a table didn’t like anything on the menu but already got drinks and were mad at me there was nothing for them to eat so he was trying to pay with the handheld and kept aggressively clicking no tip and missing so i had to do it for him
2026-08-02 01:32:01
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Hailey😘 :
I usually say the amount on their tab, hand it over to whoever is paying and just ask what their plans are after they leave
2026-08-02 03:01:57
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A :
As a customer I hate when I’m the only one not involved in the small talk I feel the tip pressure 🤣🤣
2026-08-02 01:46:28
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GlossandGlam💞 :
I will say “here’s your damage collector and there is no rush, may I get you anything else today? I’m gonna run and grab something and I will be right back to say goodbyes” then I smile and walk away so they have privacy
2026-08-02 05:41:56
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bailey.volpe :
yes i ask if they need a final copy
2026-08-01 23:46:28
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Ryan Stannard :
6th
2026-08-01 21:53:04
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heirloom_house :
If your restaurant uses the little machine and I can’t hand you my card and then you bring me back a paper receipt I can fill out, it needs to be inside one of those machines that sit permanently on the table so that I can pay and tip at my leisure. If you have to hand that thing to me and then stand there and watch me tip, I’m selecting the smallest option provided because YOU are making this awkward for literally no reason. Walk away, why are you here? I know what needs to be done. I’ll do you one better, from now on, I’m selecting “no tip” at all places with the little machines where you gotta tip in front of the server. I’m going “no tip” till the servers complain enough to their bosses cause it’s RIDICULOUS.
2026-08-02 20:18:18
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