@littledrownedrat: This is a joke, don’t cancel me. #spraytans

Carly :

checking the pockets is an important step 💀

aliciacalacci15 :

I didn't know people sprayed you. I thought it was automated....like on Friends when Ross gets a spray tan.

annabelle.suisse :

What’s the difference between a prison and a jail?

Kenzi Redwine :

my spray tan horror stories know no bounds…

Srjo3183 :

When I was 27 (at my heaviest and feeling self conscious) and my 17 yr old (perfect bodied) spray tan artist asked me if I wanted my underboobs tanned and I was confused as to why she was asking that….until I realized she needed me to lift them for her. It was my first time learning and my little boobs we’re no longer perky 😭.

Cariad Alexandrite 🇦🇺 :

And why does the shower cap make you feel nakeder?!?

WoneLe333 :

i’m laughing my ass off because I’m hairdresser and I used to put people in so many funny poses I named them all the giraffe like holding a sign the workers alongside the road you know where they’re holding a slow and stop sign wherever those people are called construction work people. It was like it was like ninja 10 Tetris hysterical lift the titties the bellies the Tisha’s anywhere there was a crack and all we did was laugh. I made sure everybody felt comfortable and Brown as a Berry when they got done love you.

leighann9600 :

Sounds very traumatic

Anita Seidler :

Tried it once, 3 days before my daughter’s wedding. I was more 🟠 than 🟤

beachhappy :

I've been patted down at the airport..

Izzy :

No thanks. No tan is fine.

Ema Nymton :

mario36229 :

She didn't by chance read you your Miranda rights at anytime during this experience did she ?

T :

Maui 🌊 :

Close! Didn’t involve no soap!! 😅😅

Stephen Boyd :

Interesting 🧐

Callie Dees :

I am so early!💜💜💜

Bri :

Did you …flash anyone this time? 🫣

Jay :

The brig…🤣

tfitz1024 :

I normally don’t “spread em” for a stranger while sparsely clothed..unless I’m getting a spray tan 😂

Norm :

You signed up for it.

Armando Garza :

😂😂😂

crystalbernick :

😂😂😂

John’s :

😂😂😂