Y'all humans were my favorite species 😂😂
a shame there's only 4 sunsets left until the great devouring 😂🤣🤣
2026-08-10 22:22:18
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vntlcs :
relatable
2026-08-08 07:01:33
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fallinangel :
“Who the fuck playing Jumanji”
2026-08-08 14:03:03
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Yeardley :
Did I just have a fucking brain blast
2026-08-10 02:44:25
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✦🌙𝓪𝔂𝓭𝓮𝓷✦ :
this actually made me giggle so hard that my butt started jiggling. And apparently, my butt was feeling extra dramatic today, because the bed immediately gave up and broke. Then, with my tiny waist and thunder thighs, I tried to stand up… and the floor said, “Absolutely not,” and cracked too. Somehow I managed to get up, but then I made the worst mistake of my life.. I started giggling again. My butt was jiggling so hard from the laughter that I literally liftedsky. People everywhere were pointing and yelling, “Is it a bird?” “Is it a plane?” Nope. It was just me. Before I knew it, I was floating through space with no way back home. I was fully prepared to become the first person to orbit Earth because they laughed too hard. Then I suddenly woke up and realized everyone was okay. So naturally… I started giggling again.
2026-08-02 14:28:26
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Matthew Selders :
"who tf playing Jumanji"
2026-08-06 18:13:04
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