You should dispense the cash the way he dispenses information. $1 at a time over several hours.
2026-08-02 12:46:03
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Zo🫧🍒 :
I FUCKING LOVE THE TEXTING FINGERS 😂🙌🏼
2026-08-02 05:06:45
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Vancity Melissa 🇨🇦 :
I got a text from my 16 year old tonight that read: where are you? I replied: at home. He said: when are you picking me up? I said: picking you up where? Him: I’m waiting for you at the skytrain station. Me: did you ask me if I could pick you up at the skytrain station? Him: can you pick me up at the skytrain station? 🙄
2026-08-02 05:29:43
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JT :
Teenagers are like working with the Secret Service. You are on a need to know basis and their life is above your pay grade.
2026-08-02 08:55:38
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buttons :
It’s like your son kidnapped himself and is not forthcoming with any information despite asking for a ransom 😂
2026-08-03 00:29:20
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j o s h t h u e n :
😭😭
2026-08-02 04:25:13
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1kanadn 🇨🇦 :
You need to AirTag him. 🤷♀️
2026-08-02 05:53:14
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rache143 :
It's funny when it's happening to you, not to me 😂. One time he wanted me to pick him up but didn't know the street name. I said send me a quick picture so I can work it out and he sent me a picture of a wall 🤦♀️
2026-08-02 06:37:37
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craycraymama :
Life 360 my man
2026-08-02 14:40:41
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Fudder Muckin' Food :
First time in my life I watched a Tiktok this length! Worth it 🤣 immediate follow 😁
2026-08-03 10:22:12
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Hazel Smith :
I have 2 words “life 360”
2026-08-03 10:10:39
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Tracker2273 :
Master at being illusive that one is.
2026-08-03 03:28:23
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user1465355 :
Teenagers would make fantastic spies. They give absolutely nothing away.
2026-08-02 05:35:54
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I'm here :
teenage... need to say no more 😵💫
2026-08-03 08:50:16
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Missqueenie07 :
Then when you call them mid dots it goes to voicemail 😂
2026-08-02 08:40:12
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Jenna 🍭 :
Texting your teenage sons is like being in a relationship with a man than hates you 🤣
2026-08-02 08:43:44
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vnackapunies72 :
Texting your kids are my favourite tiktoks!!!
2026-08-02 04:43:07
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Angela Lay :
When you said you’re where.. when he said we’re here and his reply was the concert..I was mad too 😂😂😂🤣🤣
2026-08-02 04:26:00
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pollyandharley :
Curious what blood pressure medication you’re on Luke? 😂
2026-08-02 15:10:56
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My Mother’s Daughter :
And then they wonder why their parents are constantly teetering on the edge of sanity 🤣🤣🤣
2026-08-02 04:30:02
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peach :
Why dose he kinda sound like
2026-08-02 06:17:36
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