my boss once told me "I'm going to be out of pocket till Thursday" 😂
2026-08-05 12:49:33
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AmbRose :
The gang banged is an older school term that used to mean something totally different than today’s version
2026-08-05 14:41:16
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Just_Rhia :
I told my teen daughter that I was going to get cracked. I meant the chiropractor. She told me to never ever say that again. So now I always say it.
2026-08-05 10:02:15
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penthesillia🇨🇦 :
"Busting a gut" is laughing hard. ?!?!
2026-08-02 17:27:41
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David Glasspool :
my mom referred to a loofah as a fupa. I had to tell her
2026-08-02 16:39:36
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QueenGreen :
I love everything about this 😭😂🙏🏻✨
2026-08-05 10:33:05
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n.ko :
My dad told my sister that he preferred sleeping with her over sleeping with me when he meant to say that he didn’t like to share a bed with me 💀
2026-08-03 17:30:08
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GenXpert :
100% of GenX is doing this on purpose just to make the kids uncomfortable. It’s one of our only joys in life.
2026-08-02 18:06:22
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Taye Stowers :
During a fight my mum yelled at her ex that he was evil and needed a circumcision 😅 she meant exorcism 😂 he was so confused how removing his foreskin would help the situation! I have never laughed so hard
2026-08-05 12:38:18
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Ashley Acosta :
I guarantee these parents are doing this on purpose to make their kids cringe lol
2026-08-02 21:35:02
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Heidi4829 :
My mom said the only rule at our family bonfire was no gangbanging! 😳
2026-08-02 23:39:32
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BSupernova :
Here me out... 50% are parents trolling their kids. 45% are used in the way in which they originated and young ones have no idea because the context changed. And 5% are grandparent oopsies and ADHDers using the wrong word. 😂🥰😳
2026-08-02 17:25:41
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Fulcrums Informant :
Tbf I thought pillow princess was literally someone who liked lots pillows when they sleep or whatever 😭😭😭 I often called my mom a pillow princess because she does sleep with a crap ton of big pillows 🤣🤣 she also did not know the meaning so when *I* learned what it was I very abruptly stopped using that
2026-08-04 22:40:51
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RadMommy2 :
“Whatever turns you on.” Is a phrase from the 70s-80s. Her dad is using it correctly!
2026-08-03 05:03:45
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Susan Brown :
My godmother thought LOL meant “lots of love.” This resulted in a text that said, “nana passed away last night. We’re grieving LOL”
2026-08-02 18:06:21
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Monkey's Mama :
My grandma once said, “ They make so many different types of condoms these days” She was referring to condiments, she was a trip, I miss that woman 😂
2026-08-02 18:30:10
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Glovebox Nür :
I promise like half of the time we know what we're saying but using it wrong on purpose just to fuck with you 😂
2026-08-03 05:22:35
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tinyelephantxeyekon :
i thought i was first
2026-08-02 16:38:24
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Audra 🏳️🌈 :
My dad still calls flip flops “thongs”
2026-08-03 02:50:48
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♡◇~𝑰𝒛𝒛𝒚~◇♡ :
My dad sent me a picture of my dog sitting on the arm of the sofa and captioned it "What a goon"
2026-08-03 08:34:28
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beckymgb :
My mum doesn’t say anything but after every single message she sends, she adds the most random emojis ever! I didn't even have the heart to explain to my 66 year old mum what they meant (more in comments) 😂😂😂
2026-08-03 13:30:12
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Cricket✨🍄🌈 :
my grandma always says “on a vibrator” when she’s shakey 😂
2026-08-02 18:40:47
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𝓛𝔂𝓭𝓲𝓮🧸💕 :
Whenever my mum wants me to quickly get out of the car when she’s pulling up but can’t stop she says “go quick and jump” I tell her daily to stop saying that.
2026-08-02 19:12:27
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