@codells: POV: Dad Would Rather Work Than Hangout With Me😭 Bro I almost had him, I swear I ALMOST HAD HIM. This might’ve been the closest I’ve ever been to winning an argument with him, but of course he has a vast reservoir of go to insults and was easily able to craft one relating to the circumstances. You are watching a master in his element, and I’m not talking about trimming the hedges, I’m talking about how effortlessly he drums up argument winning zingers. It’s like watching Mozart orchestrate a symphony, or Shakespeare write a masterpiece, the only difference between them and Al Dente is that he also works on Sundays. (And threatens a lot more foot in ass and says jackass a lot more… well you get the idea.)

Gr8tnss :

At least the plants grew??? What does that even mean😂😂😂😂😂

Amy :

al dente needs a break. help him out Marco! dont just nag him into resting

Camille :

He wins the argument by trimming hedges.

BigBozD :

Al Dente ALWAYS has the last word! And it’s always epic! 😂

Ryan :

he knows he's right too

Lihomes4sale :

A true legend

Alex :

Damn I’m so early and this is so funny

Alvin the chipmunk :

Marco:

lovers45 :

parents never rest 🤣🤣🤣🤣

ALEKSANDRA_FELICIAA_ :

This dad don't take manipulation childhood stories 🤣🤣🤣

Dagi_smoke💨 :

bro

borjan_089 :

first 8

Jonah Mccabe 789 :

Facts

Nettie :

Go go dad 💯😂😂😂

Invincible Herobrine :

why

✯♥︎𝑺𝒐𝒇𝒊𝒂♥︎✯ :

😂

Billy Bob ✝️🦃 :

JohnDonovan :

supersaiyajingokumax :

this is Michael from GTA V mosdef.

anonymous :

😂😂😂😂😂

Rufus the Canarian Bulldog :

are you keeping crocodile in that water bro?

Penny Browning :

At this moment he’s thinking “ you’re lucky this isn’t a chainsaw”

♡Sweet Psycho Little Bliss♡ :

😂😂

X_Philippe_X :

The dad went

John Jeter :