@jimgaffigan: “Jim Gaffigan, Patron Saint of ______??” I’m on tour, tickets and dates at JimGaffigan.com #jimgaffigan #comedian #tiktokcomedy #standupcomedy

Tim :

or St Lawrence being grilled alive then becoming the patron of barbecues, they did him dirty

Steph✨ :

Isn’t St Bonaventure’s (the college) color brown???

lindsayluddyton :

I have Crohn’s disease and I regularly ask St Bonaventure to pray for me for a miraculous healing of my disease

LauraJean62 :

With all the recent “explosive diarrhea “ he’s been quite busy lately 😎

USMC1391 :

It's actually kinda funny, because St Nicholas (the real life Santa Claus) is the patron saint of prostitutes 😂

Fr. Kyle :

Jim Gaffigan, patron saint of hotpockets

lil red :

Jesus is the conduit to God. As a Christian we don’t believe in saints but it was a funny joke😂

Wide-Eyed-Wanderer :

Not me sending this to my fellow Catholics with IBS…

littlebit :

I know its a joke but he is the saint of bowel issues because he had severe bowel issues as a child and was miraculously cured. in case anyone was wondering like me

Oraclefire :

seems a bit of a crappy thing...

Amy Corrieri :

😂😂😂😂 As a devout Catholic I love this joke

Chrissy :

Right, like, whatever your biggest struggle in life was, that is what you are defined by for eternity 😭

Momma Ham 🇻🇦🌸🐘🌟 :

St Fiacre…one of his patronages? Hemorrhoids

Erin :

I will pray to this saint, as I have constant bowel issues… TMI

How’s Waldo :

I went and looked him up fully expecting him to have been a martyr that was disemboweled and was so shocked to find out he wasn’t, he was just a regular saintly dude lmao that sucks

Maria Smith :

😂😂😂

anabelamacornish :

Mary Ann Weaver :

God doesn’t want to deal with that shit! 😂

Nelumbo_art :

Scholars be damned when you got bowel issues! St. Bonaventure is awesome 👌🏼

Burnsy :

St Bonaventure was the church in my Nebraska hometown. True story.

Grand Pappy J :

Still one of the funniest comedians ever 🤣😂

Allan Doughty 🇧🇲🇨🇦 :

Martin Luther came up with most of his ideas while in the outhouse. Constipation and theology go hand in hand.

Lisa Mette Snow :

Well now I know who to pray to when I’m dying on the toilet!

holly anne :

thank you for that!

Deneen Nowaczyk Genx :

😂😂😂 Omg you are sooooo funny!!!🥰