at least youre calling for clarification before you just call cps.
2026-08-03 14:14:06
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Becky :
‘Hunts animals right?’ 😂
2026-08-03 12:09:05
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kimmy :
I helped out a kindergarten class and a student told me his dad stabbed his mom. his mom had an allergic reaction and the dad hit her with an epipen
2026-08-03 14:44:42
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Zero :
It's giving this lmao
2026-08-03 17:14:30
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your mom l-/ :
totally thought the bug one wasn't gonna be a misunderstanding😭 kids really do be eating bugs and dirt
2026-08-03 14:56:21
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sarahe817303240 :
My son told his class I work at the "whorehouse" because he couldn't say "courthouse."
2026-08-03 22:50:26
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runningtojoibthearmy :
The toy phone gets me every time
2026-08-03 12:11:35
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Russell Odair :
Not me thinking the stomach bug was too many gummy worms 😂😂😂
2026-08-03 14:21:26
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Rachael :
when I was in Pre-K, I very excitedly told the teacher that I had Troubles at home.
Troubles was our new cat that we just adopted.
2026-08-03 14:17:59
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OG Meggy Fresh :
One time my kindergarten teacher was trying to explain what a full name was and she said “the thing your parents yell when they are mad” and I said “GODDAMNIT MEAGAN”
2026-08-03 19:00:40
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Collyolly :
My son told his kindergarten class that I use needles to make myself feel good. I had to prove to CPS and cops that I am type 1 diabetic. 😳
2026-08-03 17:40:48
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Patricia :
When I was 4 or 5 I always heard the don’t drink and drive. My grandmother was having coffee while driving and I told the family she drinks and drives. Maybe the ad should’ve been more specific
2026-08-03 16:25:59
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BearlySteve :
When my son was at age. He told the school that his brother was never allowed to leave the house and he had to share a room & a bed with his grandpa Carlos - CPS came out to see us. Our son has no brother and he has no grandpa Carlos.
2026-08-03 16:39:06
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hopewell.khanyi🫧🤎 :
never stop making these please😭
2026-08-03 12:15:02
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im_not_that_dramatic_lmj :
My son asked for a “beer” I don’t drink beer, it was a can of pineapple juice but he thought it was beer because dad drinks kombucha and grandpa drinks beer. So he told everyone I let him have beer. It was a dole pineapple can 🙃
2026-08-03 15:04:02
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Brandi213 :
These kids talk to much😂😂😂
2026-08-03 15:02:05
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UnluckyCharmzz :
Yall. First day of kindergarten our son comes in and randomly asked me how old I was. His dad said “som you never ask a woman how old she is, your momma don’t look a day over 16” he said ok dad how old are you? Husband says son I feel 65 today. We forget all about this 30 second conversation. Parent night at school the following me he has a stand up poster board titled “all about my family” my mom is 16 and my dad is 65. His teacher was so relieved when we told her the story and figured out why he was asking lol
2026-08-03 18:26:42
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Heidelberg :
When I was young all my aunt and uncles were married, so when my first cousin got married I thought that made him my uncle cause all my cousins were single lol
2026-08-03 14:24:40
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rainy14784 :
My son told his whole class I was a vampire. I worked nights as a nurse on oncology so I administered blood products frequently. Guess he overheard the blood part 🤦🏻♀️
2026-08-03 17:07:01
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ElephantInTheRoom :
I got a text in the group chat that a child was discussing her mother’s privates in circle time and just to be advised incase any kids are asking. I got a private message that it was my 4 year old. They were talking about seasons/dressing appropriately for the occasion. The teacher asked if the bear should wear a bathing suit to bed. My daughter said “my momma says you gotta wear loose shorts to bed so her Gina can breathe.” 🤣🤣🤣
2026-08-03 17:02:44
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ashlea | mom of 💙💙 :
My son’s friend told his K class that his cat died and he was really upset about it. At the kid’s birthday party it came up, it was his grandparent’s cat that died 3 years ago 😂
2026-08-03 12:19:04
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kimberlymullinax1 :
I have four girls, and when I would get mad at one of them, I would go right down the list of names, Ashley, Kaitlyn, Taylor, Danielle damn it whoever you are quit. When Danielle started kindergarten everyone was introducing themselves, when it was her turn she said I'm Danielle damn it.
2026-08-03 19:45:54
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brotherhoodofevilgays :
my nephew said "we havent had dinner in weeks" they had gotten take out 3 days in a row while they waited for a new oven to be delivered when theirs broke
2026-08-03 17:20:34
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gwen :
Apparently I told my pre-k class something like that when my Dad put a deer in our garage.
2026-08-03 12:13:35
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