The fact Susan’s video came up IMMEDIATELY followed by this one has me cracking up
2026-08-03 14:04:20
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JossDoesStuff :
I saw her video first so she wins.
2026-08-03 14:09:54
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Kristen :
TAKE A SIP OF THE COFFEE POOP. Your cup gives me anxiety everytime😂
2026-08-03 14:05:30
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AmberWavesofGrain :
This sounds like hearsay to me 💁🏻♀️
2026-08-03 14:13:44
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Jennie Rubiera :
This is why I could never marry a lawyer… they really do be taking “anything you say can and will be used against you” seriously and that’s not the energy we are going for… she said accidentally and honestly as a member of the jury of her peers… I believe her
2026-08-03 15:34:32
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bigmommaTS :
Look at the bright side….Susan didn’t promise a giraffe. Which, I personally would prefer a giraffe and that would make everyone so happy (maybe except for poop duty….😂). I would consider it a win for you.
2026-08-03 14:59:01
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Sage Ü 🇨🇦 :
BTW, 3 goldfish will need AT LEAST a 50gal fish tank. and they will need more frequent water changes than other basic fish breeds. I would recommend tetras or mollies for smaller fish that are easier than goldfish in my experience
2026-08-03 21:09:05
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Ashley 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 :
accidentally because her ADHD accidentally blurted out words before processing the words about to come out. it happens, theirs no control
2026-08-03 16:18:55
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newhermit24 :
It could be worse- during my kids’ younger years, we had a newt named Snoot, a corn snake named Severus, a teddy bear hamster named Pancake, another guinea pig, a big fish tank, and a dog. You’re winning with a couple of fish and the dogs!😂
2026-08-03 15:39:26
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Jess :) :
Well I will say goldfish need a pretty big tank!😂 they need 20 gallons per fish. If you don’t have a pond, maybe take a spin at mollies or guppies of some kind! 3-5 of them can live so nicely in a nice 10 gallon tank with a lot of decor and plants!
2026-08-03 16:26:25
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AngelT :
sir, I cannot pay attention to what youre saying when your coffee is so full and swaying at the tippy top of your cup. 🫣
2026-08-03 14:44:36
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Janice M 🇨🇦 :
I think the word she wanted was unintentionally 😂
2026-08-03 14:26:59
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tk :
dont get gold fish, they grow. get ember tetras!
2026-08-03 21:52:07
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🔥Jacqueline🔥💜🅐🅡🅜🅨⁷⟬⟭💜 :
Sir, I do believe that she is looking for the term accidentally on purpose. I hope that clears things.
2026-08-16 08:41:16
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PonderingLife :
Stitching your spouse less than 24 hours after a conversation is hilarious.
2026-08-03 14:08:07
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Disappointed Idealist :
I suggest you pivot to tetras to avoid getting a very large tank. Contrary to popular belief, goldfish should be in bigger tanks especially multiples.
2026-08-04 00:15:44
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Christine :
I think the words she was looking for are „not pre-meditated“.
2026-08-16 14:34:35
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AuDHDAndBooked :
“Susan and Poops are getting a fish”- the internets newest hit show
2026-08-05 21:08:53
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Sharon M :
Ohh please. No… they need a massive tank. Try some platys they are similar but easier and can live in a 10 gallon vs a 50+
2026-08-03 22:51:35
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SamWow :
how much knowledge do y'all have with keeping tropical fish? goldfish and bettas suffer SO MUCH because of the misinformation about how "easy" they are to care for. reddit has traumatized me.
here's a picture of my female betta named Venus as an apology for being "that person"
2026-08-03 23:47:52
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Samantha Sadler 🏴 :
OK anyone else's anxiety going thro the roof watching him hold that coffee or is it just me 😬😬😬😟😟😟
2026-08-03 22:42:21
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Rob Woodard :
I saw momchats whole video.... sounds like she was under mental duress.....we all know tired moms say the craziest things.
2026-08-03 15:20:28
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Megan | MA Esthetician :
Your honor, this is accusatory as I see no evidence she stated “live goldfish”
2026-08-04 14:35:29
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Microcosm Farm :
there are smaller species of fish that are not carp that stay smaller and are still "gold" lol
2026-08-03 20:40:50
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