@josiejosiejosiejosi:

Juliette :

Me on my 3rd bc I live in bumville

ysmn121 :

The first bum is a free pass and the second bum is when you don’t realize he’s a bum at first and then come to learn that bums come in all shapes and sizes. And that’s kinda the laws of Bumanomics

cece lynn <3 :

becoming a bummette 😞

yaribuggo :

and the only way to revert the curse is to go celibate for a minimum of 2 years

Angel 🍪 :

THIS ISNT MY FAULT THEY KEEP HAVING MONEY AND THEN WHEN WE GET TOGETHER THEY HAVE NO MONEY HOME OR CAR

maddie :

two strikes…. I’m almost out 🥲

rowan :

Calling someone a bum will never not be funny

lainey :

im lowkey a bum too tho

mari🎀 :

this is precisely the plot of nana

mfboooom :

The visual of the rose

cosmic queef :

I quit dating bums and stuck only to sociopaths that are successful

mia 🐺 :

thank you for the visual of the last petal falling off the rose at midnight

 :

i rebuke!!

Esco :

Hope my girl don’t see this

Emma :

“Babe cashapp me $7.99” like ah yes exactly enough for a cheap bottle of vodka. Not even subtle lmao

mo :

LMAOOOO

foureyes :

no literally

bella :

STOP IT

Cody :

fool me once, shame on you. fool me, you can’t get fooled again

dez :

After the second that’s just your type

googooit :

i dated one bum in 2016 and i still see his facebook posts about needing a place to crash or a ride to work like ok i dodged a bullet

PinkFish :

It’s so devastating when the second bum hits the tower 😭

Kris :

Ebby :

I rebuke this lol