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Luciana🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇵🇷 :

Hold on he's actually onto something with the Clockwork Orange comparison

Rhiannon :

At this rate 4chan linguistics is gonna become a fucking college course

VOYD :

No the worst tweet of all time is THE Kira tweet.

_mildmannered :

I thought I had more time before slang got incomprehensible

Cat :

i hate that all these books are predicting exactly what would happen in the future, 1984, clockwork orange, 451, it means we learned absolutely nothing as a species.

allygregor :

First in my bloodline to read that sentence

Shinja Ninja :

the GASP i let out when you brought up A Clockwork Orange because you're COMPLETELY right

wagabagabobo :

he reads in the same cadence a teacher would while reading a dr soos book

cole :

graetox :

I feel like you could read this in iambic pentameter and it would work 🤔

Tisiphone :

I re-read a clockwork orange a few months ago and the dialogue genuinely reads exactly like anything tweeted about or said by clavicular.

LeafWaffle :

I hate that I know what munting means

*･Aaliyah･* :

the clockwork orange comparison is actually not far off

BurlyJaberwocki :

We need Reply All back for Yes Yes No.

amandyq_1 :

these re literally russian words

Fero :

Clearly I’m having a stroke

jetstreamjim :

clockwork orange is just english mixed with russian

J Gap :

Woooooow he’s right. It’s literally Clockwork.

nordicbeauty27 :

Holy shit he's SPOT ON.

Apoxy Lips :

aka dog whistles

LizReadsTooMuch :

I’ve never made the connection to Clockwork Orange before, and I think this is bang-on correct

Mid Fimbulwinter :

So, these kids are basically using alt right Polari?

Niccctv :

Idk all the words but I HATE how many of them I do know.

yonderrr999 :

ignoring the 9000 depressing things about that tweet, the words themselves are very funny

TR :

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe...