Mine is “I’m confused…” please know when I say that I am absolutely NOT confused and you’re about to get really uncomfortable.
2026-08-04 01:48:05
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Thelorislife :
“Help me understand…”
2026-08-04 01:50:35
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sillypocketses :
Mine is “so, just to be clear…”
2026-08-04 00:58:21
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casperglb :
And “does that make sense?” Because I’m ten steps ahead of you, waiting for you to catch up.
2026-08-04 01:07:07
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J :
I always say ‘so if I am understanding correctly…’
2026-08-04 01:05:01
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Melinda :
It’s really a dare. I dare you to prove I’m wrong.
2026-08-04 01:33:47
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Lueluelay :
“Walk me through your thought process”
2026-08-04 23:26:41
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Trekkie :
“Maybe this is a dumb question…” = “how has no one else thought of ts?!”
2026-08-04 01:45:45
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Mimz :
Also .. “let me get this straight…”
2026-08-03 23:03:00
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Moose_Not_Goose :
Honorable mention for “I just want to make sure I understand this correctly.”
2026-08-04 03:17:56
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Alayna Chichester :
“i just want to make sure we’re all on the same page” = i am correct, you are wrong, please catch up
2026-08-04 18:39:14
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jnsys :
If you hear me start with “Just to make sure we’re on the same page…” you’re about to get lit up.
2026-08-04 02:11:47
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Brazy :
I fear me leading with "correct me if Im wrong" is code for "Im speaking up on things that are above my paygrade but the people in the meeting who are paid to know these things refuse to come off mute and answer questions"
2026-08-05 00:11:59
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Ferris Dale McCurry :
So we’re all just women trying to not bruise corporate egos…because if we point out the obvious we’re “abrasive and arrogant” but Chad is “the man” when he does it
2026-08-04 14:20:47
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alexisparcellsmd :
And your correction better have receipts
2026-08-04 02:08:08
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BCM715! :
When I drop absolutely GOSPEL but end with “…but what do I know?”
2026-08-04 12:40:04
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Recipesformes :
“Correct me if I’m wrong” in corporate means “I dare you to challenge me because I did my research and I know I am 100% right”
2026-08-05 00:14:48
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📚Devoness📚 :
My co worker once said listen, if Danielle starts her sentence with “I’m confused”, she indeed is not confused and you need to hide. 😂
2026-08-05 12:36:15
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MygoodnessBEA :
Just so I’m clear. Reader I couldn’t be more clear.😳😂
2026-08-05 11:36:11
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bear_and_grin_it :
“I must have misunderstood” I, in fact, misunderstood nothing.
2026-08-04 13:35:40
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GaFitChick :
Maybe it’s just me, Bob…. (It isn’t. I know it isn’t. )
2026-08-04 03:26:19
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fionamarym 🇨🇦🏳️🌈 :
I had an incredibly cathartic moment a couple of months ago when a colleague tried to argue with me on a topic that was unambiguously in my area of expertise and not remotely close to his. When he recognized that he was out of his depth he finally said “Well, ok I don’t know about —“ and I cut him off to say “That’s fine. I do.” I think about that moment anytime I want a boost of self-satisfaction.
2026-08-06 22:58:31
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Sashabomb :
We are all the women being so cringe polite? Businessmen never talk like this. Just say "quick review" then restate verbatim their bs, then ask Bob or whoever to clarify.
2026-08-05 02:41:24
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MeThree :
Mine is "I am happy to be wrong, but"
2026-08-04 15:34:12
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cabbage :
Today a bailiff gave instructions before court and a male attorney walked up to her and said, “eh I give you a B or C on that today.” She said, “thanks but I don’t need any letters from you, I have several after my name already.” Giiiirlllll. Go off.
2026-08-04 17:32:52
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