Recently found out that it’s an evolutionary process that makes us sync so that we all have children at the same time because IT TAKES A VILLAGE
2026-08-04 03:58:02
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Piper :
we called them Moon Queen in my dorm and we passed around a tiara that someone made out of a Domino's pizza box. first one to start the red flood received the tiara that month.
2026-08-04 04:08:10
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Darth_Blu :
He is clearly on his too 😂
2026-08-04 03:48:58
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TheChroniclesOfAMirror :
And the man was surrounded by the blood of the covenant ✨
2026-08-04 01:36:09
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agreen027 :
As dangly bits of the house, you are obligated to return with various chocolate sacrifices
2026-08-04 04:11:36
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Little Panda Baby🍉 :
I was the alpha in my dorm. 3 floors. I ruled them all.
2026-08-04 03:32:15
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🌙Tum Tum🍉 :
Please this is frying me. From the alpha to dangly bits being terrified as if he’s gonna be a sacrifice 😭🤣
2026-08-04 14:15:11
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one sleepy girl :
"and your friend Steve!"
2026-08-04 01:35:41
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KLBJewelry :
He's going to get chocolate and heating pads, right?
RIGHT?!
2026-08-04 05:28:39
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The Book Baddie Diaries :
I made a woman who hadn't had a period in two years start her period again 😂😂😂
2026-08-04 03:33:01
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Dezi :
im annoyed he didn't say same
2026-08-04 00:21:16
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britta.d :
Me pregnant af
2026-08-05 11:25:49
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Emma_Sqrd_3 :
I for the first time in my life have found the alpha period lol damn bitch made me start 10 days early 🤣🤣🤣
2026-08-04 18:57:18
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No Obligation To Make Sense :
seeing this whole on mine... Monday
2026-08-05 15:35:49
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Charisa Silliman :
He sounded like Lin Manuel-Miranda 😂
2026-08-04 16:35:26
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CliffTheSilly :
Reminds me of the trip with my sister and her friends...I'm glad I brought my earbuds, nothing but gossip, trauma dumping, and breakup songs for 6 hours.
2026-08-05 15:31:48
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JB M :
It's reverse New Girl New Boy
2026-08-05 02:30:18
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Dally :
So whomever starts first is alpha...but what if you've bled for two years straight. what does that make me? 😂 I used to tell women "don't come near me child, lest the OTHER red death shall come upon thee"
2026-08-04 04:47:47
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Pagan :
How he felt 😂
2026-08-04 07:43:50
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testingoutnames :
my mom was so mad because I'm on birth control and I moved back in after 6 months away and I started her period while she was trying to get to a year no periods because menopause
2026-08-04 05:34:13
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V :
He would have won the night if he returned with ice cream, chocolate, and warm cheesy carbs.
2026-08-04 05:27:44
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Katie :
Alphaaaaa 😅
2026-08-05 02:01:57
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adrift.in.wonderland :
His mind's POV
2026-08-04 05:15:41
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🐦⬛✨️ Raven ✨️🐦⬛ :
I was the Alpha at the urgent care I worked at 😂. The got big mad at me when I got pregnant because all there cycles went out of wack 🤣.
2026-08-04 04:18:23
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