Autisticsensitiveyoungman :
In the beginning, there was endless chaos. The bro splitter fighting endless debates with the science based lifters. The wars were endless, it was about the smallest of things, if bulking or maintenance was more optimal for muscle growth. Some times it was about whether if Machines were superior to free weights. This war had been raging on for generations, this war had to end. The people longed for a prophet who could end this pointless suffering. One day, The bro lifters and science based lifters were squabbling over the same topic for the thousandth time, but then a sudden overwhelming aura was felt. Everyone tilted their head towards the entrance and then he arrived…. The man who was going to unite the weight lifting world and destroy the lifterism that divided them. Everyone awed at his magnificent body, the way he performed the lat pulldown with perfect form, the way he didn’t grunt while exercise showing his excellent control over his mind and body. A young lifter asked the bro lifter who he was. The bro lifter responded, “The man made every lifter cry, his body is that of a gods. The way his abs line up, the way his frame sits, the way his quads are striated, the way his calves move in perfect unison”. Then the science based lifter says, “Once upon a time, there was a great battle which lasted for years between Runvus The ogre, and Yotalks The mobility scooter merchant; they debated wether if the preacher curl was more optimal for the brachialis or the biceps. Our prophet here came in and said, arm up and arm down.” The young man gasped in awe and asks again “what is his name?”……… the whole gym said in unison, “Dylan Snyder…… The sheer power of his deadlifts could unify the shattered earth into one. Children are named after his chest, there’s a national holiday on when he does leg day, the weights rearrange itself after he is done lifting, his doesn’t lift for gains, he gains for lifts. The lifters beg for him his secret to his intelligence and wisdom. Everyone morning every lifter says the exact one sentence, do you know what that is young one? The young lifter says “there is enough gains for everyone”…. Dylan smiles at the young one and leaves the gym..
2026-08-04 12:21:31