Taylor Black
Region: US
Tuesday 04 August 2026 09:00:00 GMT
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mommyof4 :
My son told everyone in Kindergarden that I kill people for a living, I'm a hospice Nurse.
2026-08-04 14:17:53
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magic_unknown376 :
my brother called tourist terrorists as a kid...
2026-08-04 09:26:41
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secretcody7z :
Calling tanning beds “people cookers” from now on
2026-08-04 09:24:45
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Kim :
When my daughter was younger she told multiple people “my mum takes dr*gs and now her brain doesn’t work” I’m epileptic and take anti epileptic meds daily 🤦🏻♀️
2026-08-04 09:44:06
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Lea✨ :
i told anyone my aunt is taking heroin
2026-08-04 11:05:55
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Jessica Bown :
My Nan got asked her first day what her religion was she proudly said they were prostitutes her family were in fact Protestant but it's one of my favourite stories
2026-08-04 10:08:00
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🏳️⚧️🐾 Josh |-/ Spooky 🌹🌻 :
as a kid I frequently mixed up sadism and satanism
2026-08-04 11:06:16
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gin_tem :
I didn't understand the 5 yo sister one. Is it about the older sister working at a chocolate lab?
2026-08-04 11:00:24
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Sage (he/himbo) :
"dad's in prison." Dad is in Brisbane. the place. the state capital of our state 🙃
2026-08-04 10:25:07
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lillie :
omg I SAW THAT I WAS PISSING MYSELF
2026-08-04 09:03:04
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Orela Krawczyk :
My daughter told her teacher I sell drugs and her dad hacks computer. I work in a pharmacy and he works in computer security
2026-08-04 11:11:55
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Octopus :
I got a call because my daughter told her kindergarten teacher that her dad sells Coke and her Grandpa is addicted to it. Coca-Cola! Her father works for Coca-Cola and her Grandpa has a massive collection of it. I sent in photos of the collection with my husband showing it off in his full uniform.
2026-08-04 09:59:18
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Heather Mandy H :
I used to teach. This is 100% accurate. My personal favorite was a kid who had cistic fibrous who would say she things like "My mom hits me every morning"...there is a literal medical therapy for CF where you basically get a few min of back thumps to dislodge the stuff in the lungs to breathe better.
2026-08-04 12:24:59
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user1946281617492819 :
In first grade show-and-tell i told my class that my mom was pregnant (she was not), and after school my teacher went up to my dad and congratulated him on the pregnancy😭 Lets just say he was very confused
2026-08-04 17:07:11
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jessiiiica👑 :
My best friend growing up mum got a hysterectomy. Her 5 year old brother went around for a good year telling everyone that his mum got desexed 😂
2026-08-04 20:27:06
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jacfrags :
When I was in first grade, we had a police officer come into our classroom to talk about drinking and driving. I (taking everything very literal) raised my hand and said “my mommy drinks and drives every morning on the way to the bus stop”. I thought they were talking about drinking any beverage while driving, I didn’t know they were talking about alcohol. My mom drank coffee on the way to the bus stop.
2026-08-04 12:31:54
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Peedie :
my little cousin would tell hos teachers that his brother wasnt aloud to leave home and was locked away on the crawl space and was only aloud out at night. my poor aunt was terrified there was a ghost child in her house
2026-08-04 11:32:31
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Holls :
My son told someone I was sick cause of "daddy's sweeties". I have diabetes.
2026-08-04 09:51:38
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spiffyspino :
My 5yo very seriously told me that her friend had been diagnosed with Eucalyptus. 😅 Epilepsy.
2026-08-04 11:18:47
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Tara Hilgemann :
In a small town, and very quiet, credit union, my son asked why we needed cash for cocaine. We needed propane
2026-08-04 19:15:32
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Kay :
I had JUST had a positive test. my 5 year old told his class I was having triplets. apparently I was large enough that the teacher was worried he was going to have a hard summer with the new babies. I wasnt due until december; it was may.
2026-08-04 12:56:50
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motherof.ferals :
My 5 year old told her teachers that my 14 & 17 year olds punch her in the face, then I punch them in the face for punching her. Kids never been hit in her life 😅 I asked her why & she laughed & said “I like to lie” 👀
2026-08-04 10:33:04
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marie johanne🦩 :
millennial humor
2026-08-04 09:01:53
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theReadingLady🇨🇦 :
I was babysitting a kid when the kid pointed at a picture on the nightstand of a little girl. she said it was her older sister that died but drowning in a pool. she had a whole story about how it was the reason her parents broke up. it was a picture of her mom as a kid and her older sibling was alive and well. 😳 turns out her sister had left to go to the pool before returning to college which was pretty far away. and because her parents were getting a divorce she didn't want to come back to the fighting so she just hadn't visited in a while and this poor child just assumed her sister was dead.
2026-08-04 09:52:54
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i like cats :
Back in kindergarten, a police officer visited my class to talk about safety and his job. When he pulled out his handcuffs, I proudly blurted out that my parents also had a pair in our shed 🤠✌🏻
2026-08-04 09:57:40
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