wtf yall mean throw up??? Who’s genuinely throwing up in these and why?
2026-08-05 14:22:55
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512willi :
2020-2019 old schlitterbahn slide was more dangerous
2026-08-05 02:59:43
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The Clit Commander :
Last time I was here in 2016 a kid got decapitated
2026-08-07 03:00:16
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chloé :
reading the comments i’ll never step foot in here knowing theirs biohazard and vomit floating about
2026-08-05 02:55:52
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~.✪ Emma_v2✪.~ :
You should see the amount of missing tops and throw up on whitewater as a lifeguard
2026-08-04 22:56:50
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oeloves3 :
a kid dislocated his shoulder on the raging river while I was on it🤷♂️
2026-08-05 14:07:17
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Ana :
my swimsuit just be falling off
2026-08-05 19:42:54
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emery :
i acc love schlitterbagn
2026-10-01 22:51:29
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vivi :
i got tonsilitis and an ear infection after coming here a few days ago
2026-08-04 21:48:51
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Philip🦥 :
Comparing a literal day at the park to war is crazy to me
2026-08-05 16:21:22
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LowkeyKirstinG :
As someone who works at waterparks, people throw up and poop in all pools 😭😭 you are not safe in any single water attraction at a waterpark because there has been accidents EVERYHWHERE
2026-08-05 20:21:49
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bodyybyleilani :
bringing your phone is SO brave
2026-08-05 05:34:38
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juju32 :
my bikini bottoms went all the way down to my ankles when i wiped out around the part where the line is…
2026-08-06 04:59:11
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whole time I’m freezing my ass off with the cold ass water 😭😭
2026-08-05 17:58:52
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MadisonUnfiltered :
I literally just went on this ride last weekend and the last part is crazy as fuck. I literally got shot into the air. I’m 98 pounds and I almost fucking drowned. A lifeguard was literally running after me or I guess swimming after me I literally flipped off of my tube😂
2026-08-06 04:06:04
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tay :
And then you hold your head up so you don’t get a concussion but also lift your butt up so you don’t get caught on the little bumps >>>
2026-08-05 23:41:50
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cody :
i always wipe out at the end of the river one 😭
2026-08-05 00:18:13
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finley :
One time I was on raging river and the lifeguard was on her phone instead of moving people away from a drop and someone came down and flipped my tube and I busted my head open 🥰
2026-08-06 21:21:54
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SRTChris :
Bru they shut down the whole park bc my 2 friends got lost even tho they were just riding the the wave pool thing the entire time
2026-08-04 20:39:16
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allyson :
Omg I’ll never forget when I was like 8, I went on the lazy river but got to the waves and flipped over 💔 a man had to get me bc I was drowning
2026-08-06 03:14:20
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2 way slashin petite punisher :
almost drowned there
2026-08-05 23:35:05
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Wednesday :
I almost drowned here one time- they put too many people on the ride and they wouldn’t let us go through. They were stopping all the tubes and my tube flipped over and I was stuck underneath the wall of tubes. Thankfully, some dude noticed me and he grabbed my arm and yanked me out. But the lifeguards didn’t gaf ( yes it was the new Braunfels location and I was like 6)
2026-08-07 15:49:05
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maddaxallen :
raging river best ride
2026-08-04 20:26:56
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Malachi :
Yall ppl throw up in the water cuz they swallow the water and they choke on it 😭
2026-08-06 00:49:15
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