Nah fr. One time my Netflix got hacked by someone in Venezuela. At first I was gonna force sign out of everything til I realized they were watching a bunch of kid shows. After a while they started also watching other movies too but it was messing with my recommendations so I created them a profile to use and named it their country and then one day I logged in and they had renamed it to their name. It was super cute actually.
2026-08-05 09:07:40
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TheAlchemists101 :
why do i have to use multi factor identification to pay my electric bill, if someone wants to pay it for me, let em.
2026-08-05 03:07:22
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ariellaurin :
And what the hell is a passkey
2026-08-05 03:37:26
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elalltogether :
having to convince a robot that I am in fact not a robot
2026-08-05 20:24:26
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India Danielle :
I want to know HOW it keep getting compromised if they making us put three random words, 12 letters that don't go together, at least 2 numbers, a capital and lower case letter, a special character, my favorite color, my favorite place, where I met my spouse, 2 phone numbers for a backup, & 3 emails in case I forget all that
2026-08-05 22:07:02
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queersewist :
Meanwhile every couple of years your SSN and entire history is leaked by your healthcare provider, employer, or Experian itself
2026-08-05 19:13:39
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Kmarielove :
This crash out is legit😂
2026-08-05 12:34:13
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rachelopoly :
“Must include a special character….no not that one.” 😑
2026-08-05 05:43:10
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Megan :
My dad is 83. I have to deal with all of his passwords too. 😩
2026-08-05 13:24:33
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Apples :
Me on this loop all day at work.
2026-08-05 22:09:26
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minitoaster1 :
“Can’t use your last 5 passwords”
2026-08-05 01:57:11
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Jerry :
Your password must contain an upper case letter, lower case letter, a symbol, a sign, an ancient Sanskrit character, two Egyptian hieroglyphics symbols, dna sample, the star chart from when you were born, etc 😂 I’m tired.
2026-08-05 08:56:10
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Maya :
immediately thought of Clark from the backrooms 😭
2026-08-05 21:45:38
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Goofy Goober :
We go through all that and hackers still get into our shit. What's the point of all these extra steps??
2026-08-05 14:38:35
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Stanley Yelnats :
Just lock your credit and live life free
2026-08-05 21:03:55
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Yourfaveslayer :
And yet, all of our data gets breached and sold to corporations and scammers... make it make sense.
2026-08-05 11:34:22
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Aquarius 👽Living :
Let us send you a 6 digit code for you to enter EVEN AFTER I say you can trust this deviiiice!!!
2026-08-05 14:54:32
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Marcie❌ :
Honestly, someone else might do better with my identity than I am right now.
2026-08-05 16:15:16
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Bob Campeau :
Let me add one . I have to do a Firmware update to turn on my lamp because the bulb isn't up to date.
2026-08-05 15:08:12
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YogaBabeYoga :
Your password has shown up in a data breach and is compromised. Okay…and?
2026-08-05 15:35:12
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poptartambrosia :
and keep getting notifications that my passwords have been compromised on the dark web. idc at this point!
2026-08-05 02:20:06
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Kris :
Are you sure you don’t need a recovery email? 😁
2026-08-05 05:41:11
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Jenny C :
Don’t get me started with having to update the app before using it 🙄😒
2026-08-05 02:44:15
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Blein Clark :
Please steal my identity idgaf
2026-08-05 03:09:29
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