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The Bear :
I was off by approximately 7 1/2 million lines
2026-08-05 04:20:56
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eekeeeee :
I explained Claude today to somebody as it will fix your problem, but if your problem is that your doorbell doesn’t work, it will drill under your house put piping on your roof and stick the doorbell in your shower if you aren’t careful
2026-08-05 04:34:38
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duhblow7 :
you probably forgot to tell it to not make any mistakes
2026-08-05 05:19:13
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🍉 :
I asked Claude to create a jira ticket to update IAM permissions, it took 120k tokens, and failed to create the ticket
2026-08-05 02:37:45
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John Malone :
You prompted „build docker“ instead of „docker build“
2026-08-05 18:07:34
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HF :
Knowing Claude, 6 mill of these are comments
2026-08-05 07:44:34
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cabermea :
now THIS is what I call tokenmaxxing
2026-08-05 03:20:31
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Natalie Flora :
It’s like asking a really smart toddler to do something. Could they do it? Probably. Will they get distracted and start eating snacks and playing on the playground? Also probably.
2026-08-05 14:27:01
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ThoughtJunky :
There is no universe where I would have guessed North of a million lines. That's insane.
2026-08-05 21:32:53
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Johnny :
It just ignored the last word "image" and proceeded to simplify Docker
2026-08-05 14:33:45
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aarongibbs695 :
Me: My car has a flat tire can you fix it? Claude: Sure! I'll start by building a processing facility to vulcanize raw rubber and design a foundry for manufacturing the steel belts
2026-08-05 14:17:22
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Basti macht Sachen :
Bro just invented Docker 2
2026-08-05 08:25:37
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fickthebrick :
Going from needing to google things to learn new syntax to being excited about ai because now I don’t need to know syntax back to wanting to google to learn new syntax has been a wild ride over the last 9 months
2026-08-05 04:57:06
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SchmuseTigger :
Simplify means.. Yes that..
2026-08-05 21:27:34
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罗曼 :
let other ai to review
2026-08-05 11:19:41
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carbon :
so much technological debt 😓
2026-08-05 21:27:40
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Chris :
was it all just two statements? a FROM and a 7.5M line continued RUN?
2026-08-05 11:18:32
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glorious.porpoise :
And 60% of those are comments
2026-08-05 03:11:55
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Uncoordinated :
The idea of letting an AI into any code (esp. unsupervised like this) makes me physically ill.
2026-08-05 06:20:48
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The game dev cave :
“Ai making commits” has to be in the running now for new shortest horror story
2026-08-05 06:21:02
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MattNevs :
I always say that DevOps jobs are safe
2026-08-05 04:03:59
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alexiswl4 :
Does it pass the tests tho?
2026-08-05 03:59:25
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WingDingKing :
I had AI build a monstrous regex for an Alloy scraping rule to remove ansi color from the logs. it ran in three different stages to capture different syntaxes, and kept finding more and more edge cases. while rtfm for a different topic I found decolorize(). I cried.
2026-08-05 02:28:44
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Replicant :
Your Claude simulated the universe, reinvented docker, and the still duplicated containers
2026-08-05 06:17:43
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