Nah nah I’ll order a chicken Caesar a salad but minus the chicken as I’m vegan but I still want the anchovy and bacon and cream dressing lol order comes out why is there no chicken in my salad? You said you are vegan, yeah but it’s not beef it’s chicken so it’s okay.
2026-08-05 22:21:53
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Jade 🐮 :
Not all people who drink lactose free milk are lactose intolerant. I’m not, yet dairy milk in coffee upsets my stomach, but lactose free doesn’t. Makes no sense, I just run with it 🤷🏼♀️
2026-08-06 10:22:30
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Dave Hunter Álvarez :
I once served a group of 20 women... 1 woman demanded that she order last so i took the other orders with no issues super quick and when it was her turn she loudly states she is allergic to onions in that Karen type tone. I said no probs gave her the options from the menu which was minimal like 5 or 6 options as the menu at the time was limited on no onion options. she turns and says no I won't eat those options, I will just have the mushroom risotto! I explained to her that the dish is heavy with onions. she says thats ok im not allergic I just dont like onions.... my response was unfortunately as you declared in front of the group that you are allergic I will have to accept that as truth and I can now only offer you what limited options we have available as it would be highly irresponsible of me to serve you anything else cause as you stated you were allergic! she ended up ordering something from the limited options and the other women on the table dropped me a $50 tip and said thank you she does this everywhere everytime!
2026-08-05 22:35:06
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Kj2924 :
A lady came into my shop but didn’t want to eat ANYTHING cause it’s full of preservatives so settled for a coffee with 9!! SUGARS 9!!🤦♀️
2026-08-05 10:47:58
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tashtashatashie :
We can have skim milk it’s not as bad but full milk I get pains in the stomach I don’t make the rules 😂🤷♀️
2026-08-05 09:37:05
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Marie 💜 :
Literally had this happen today, a girl got a lactose free hit chocolate, and then got a cheese and bacon roll…
2026-08-07 10:07:17
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bombersloth :
fucking deranged😂😂😂 I allways stop when I see your videos pop up have to see what antics u have come up with 😂😂😂
2026-08-05 08:26:16
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Champ1976$ :
We had one who was “Vegan” gave us one Hell of a time ordering. She wanted a chicken salad but to ensure there was no skin on the chicken because that’s the part she found offensive. When I said “so you are not vegan” the abuse started with her yelling at me saying I had no right to judge her choices, clearly I was in the wrong 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-08-05 23:23:00
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i.am.jasmine_au :
If only we could speak like this to the silly customer requests In hospitality
2026-08-06 22:33:50
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GregDuck :
funniest part is that "skinny" milk is usually higher in lactose than full cream. lactose is a sugar not a fat. low fat milks usually have higher sugar because they use whey (ie curds and whey) to lower the fat content which is really high in lactose.
2026-08-06 12:47:07
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SnazzY :
every day I come across this whole dilemma Ffs... lol 🐌 😆 🤣 😂
2026-08-06 12:26:12
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tommy :
happens all the time belive it or not hidious
2026-08-06 02:40:45
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sarah_seastar :
I’m lactose intolerant but I still get the urge to push it sometimes 😂
2026-08-07 04:45:06
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simplywemsical :
Please make my large milk shake on the dearest alternative milk you have BUT I can have the ice cream, cream and as much cheese as your cafe has in stock on my lunch 😳 make it make sense!!!!! 🤯🤦🏽♀️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2026-08-07 04:24:24
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chichael88 :
this is unfortunately not exaggerated
2026-08-05 11:47:25
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Feldon88 :
I miss your friend! You two were great together on the skits
2026-08-05 14:30:32
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Julia George :
god you are flipping hilarious
2026-08-05 08:25:24
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Heids :
would rather put up with the cramps and the lava poops than drink almond or soy. they bith give me the cramps too but they taste like lava poops so you take the good with the bad...
2026-08-05 09:58:22
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TheCandlePitt 🇦🇺 :
😂 Perfect responses.
2026-08-05 08:12:19
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pattyannejones :
oh your a legend
2026-08-05 12:01:14
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Chrisanthemum22 :
I always order a skinny iced latte but with cream on top.. I always feel like this is what the workers are saying about me too!!
2026-08-05 10:09:39
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ilovecats4689 :
Dont worry, I wont shit myself until I get home 😭
2026-08-05 11:13:16
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Raydiantskincare :
I’m allergic to seed oils. Not in a medical sense.
2026-08-12 00:47:17
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Spring Lilly :
Apparently we were all lactose intolerant historically but the majority learned to tolerate it….
2026-08-11 03:30:47
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G :
😂😂😂😂 Great response
2026-08-05 08:19:41
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