@davidgravesmusic: Southern Survival "I Brought You Into This World..." #genx #funny #southern #south #survivaltips

Becky M :

My daughter called me and asked me if I could slap her into next week so she could get her paycheck early. 😂

Thomas :

my mom bowed her head a prayed ... lord i knew one day you would want him back just didn't know it would be so soon but your will be done he'll be there shortly

💕wickedminded🕰💕 :

my momma use to say if you keep crying ill give you something to cry about😂😂

user599164153484 :

if more mamas would do this the world would be a better place

Cathy Scott :

I told my Mom I would call the cops on her, she make sure they bring an ambulance. that woman can still make every hair stand up and im 56.

Tonya Copeland(McCoy)❌ :

my oldest called me one day crying, asking me to take back the "I hope you have a child just like you". I laughed and said ummm no

The Ohana :

My mom used to say "I will slap your two eyes into one" I still have nightmares about being a cyclops! 🤣

Angela_maxx :

My favorite was go to that chicken tree and break me off a branch. I knew I was in trouble then! Those branches sting like a whip😳😳

Susan Smit487 :

she keeps walking by you and just say "unhun" just like that. You don't know when that lick, punch or kick is going to happen. All day you are stressed out and can't go no where with you bedroom door open

Debs :

lol I have used this in my children….they understood the assignment🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ladybug 313 :

All of Them.

Francine :

My mom just gave us the evil eye. If you got the look you better straighten up quickly or else severe consequences were coming!😂

Pat :

don't forget the snapping of the neck

Brigitte :

so true

MerrNeNe :

I'll give you something to cry about!!!!!

Robin Finley :

Hell yes

Deloris :

My mom would tell us , she would knock our teeth out !!

Tx Jeep Girl :

kitty :

👌👌👌👌

sadgirl2020 :

I raised my kids with this phrase. I also said " I know you were not born in a barn, I was there!" I live in the north.

🇺🇸SASSYME🇺🇸 :

I tell my daughters that😂💯

Tara Lynn Rigg :

True story. When my son was in the 1st grade they were learning about child abuse. He literally told his teacher, “my mommy brought me into this world, my mommas gonna take me out”. I got pulled aside at pick up and did confirm I tell him that!

Tx Jeep Girl :

Be afraid of the southern hispanic mama, with the chancla

Judy :

Roll those eyes again and I’ll knock them straight!!! 💜

Melissa D :

🤣 Ohhh the descriptions! Spot on!