@dandocimo: I mean, this shouldn't be legal, right? #comedy #fyp #fy

famouslythirsty :

I like your material but the Model T 100 percent did hit and kill tons of people/children, and received heavy backlash. One of the largest marketing campaigns in history changed the narrative, created the term jaywalking, and shifted blame to pedestrians rather than the cars or the drivers

Victor Santos :

sorry 3 Republican lawmakers voted no on it

Sprinkles 🇵🇪🇪🇺 :

To be fair, Henry Ford was a huge N*ZI

sevrod14 :

Fun fact: elevators were initially created for transporting cargo up/down, THEN became used for people. But humans were TERRIFIED and no one was riding elevators, so that’s why they added an operator, mirrors and music. The operator’s only purpose was to touch the buttons so you as the passenger thought your life was in another humans hands, not in a robots hands

jeffd90 :

Actually ford knew his new fangled invention would cause millions to die in preventable car crashes but sold it anyway, psychopath billionaires have always been this way with new technology

Travis Bishop :

“Now they wanna close the mines…” Jesus, dude that’s funny 😂😂😂

Ik :

The three who voted against that bill are Christians.

yonderrr999 :

Oh btw Elon Musk is SUING Minnesota over this law

sandiegolover :

“Pert near” sells the whole excellent bit.

Frumpy :

In fairness, the cars were killing people en masse, so we invented the concept of jaywalking to shame people into believing that was their fault lmao. Pretty similar imo.

S4GU4R0.wtf :

And now Musk is suing states for those laws

jefe :

I mean cars kill 40k Americans a year in accidents alone, setting aside the cancer and asthma

Hyperspace :

We stopped talking about going to Mars and deep space exploration, probably because it isn't possible, so tech had to pivot to something to keep their investors.🥰

Bob Bobby1691 :

Gotta be the best new comedian I’ve come across of late.

Crabdaddycakes :

Minnesota passed a bill that will fine AI companies if their AI produces CP

KINGFISHER :

Are you joking? Henry Ford would succeed in that hypothetical. People would always prioritize convenience and profit [of easier transportation] over being moral. Every fucking time. I think it's because you can quantify productivity, but you can't quantify moral harm.

Nonymouse :

It’s not even “I can’t get it to stop”, Musk is literally suing Mn so he can make more 🤷‍♂️

Belle :

If people did what AI does, we go to jail.

Supermatt29 :

This is funny and I know it’s comedy but to be fair scientists weren’t certain the early edition of atomic explosive technology wouldn’t ignite the atmosphere and destroy there world. They did it anyway.

Just a mf with a plan :

“Close the mines” is fucking hilarious

unlikely_survivor :

mia :

That joke was a journey, well done👌

Neighborhood Communist :

diabolical set 🔥

Sean Whalen :

Genius 😆😆

Josh :

To be fair… wouldn’t you rather the pedo’s have deep fake cp, if it prevented them from having real cp? I’m not opposed to the ban… I just wonder if it would share the same function as nicorette gum