Another idea, a vampire who dresses like he’s from the 1800s, but he’s actually from the modern day, he just dresses in the old fashioned style because he feels like he has to
2026-08-05 14:50:20
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Cultofpunk207 :
would vampires even be able to operate touch screens?
2026-08-05 15:08:13
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ForestMan :
I played a Tzimisce from VTM who was turned in 1842, we played in 2004 after he was in torpor for near 200 years and could not for the unlife of him how to use phones, computers, or cars and was horribly inept at it
2026-08-08 15:14:24
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Dungeonless :
I love the idea of a vampire still keeping all his old stuff and making a museum with it when it stops working. Charging a small admission fee to keep his wealth; but waives it for people like students, and academics. If you donate or sell to him, you get a lifetime membership. if you're just posh and rich for the sake of it; he'll charge you double
2026-08-05 17:21:47
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A d d i e 💗 :
This is like my grandpa
2026-08-08 19:37:08
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Anfreia :
I think I would be a vampire therapist (I know there is a game) helping them dealing with the reality that the rotary phone did not work for decades and they either had someone putting in a modem that could translated it's signals or been talking to themselves.
2026-08-08 09:34:54
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Lil raccoon :
That’s just a regular grumpy grandpa?
2026-08-05 16:07:15
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PollyBriarwoodGirl :
Plot twist the vampire who is suggesting the new tech is OLDER than the vampire who refuses. They just update their tech every 5 years.
2026-08-05 18:48:11
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TheRealFluffyBushranger :
And on today's news update, I apparently identify as a stubborn old vampire 😅😅
2026-08-07 23:46:57
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Ralehe :
Do rotary phones still work? They’re analog devices, not digital.
2026-08-07 00:28:54
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FictionalWorldHopper :
Dude properly cooks all his food in ovens that require coals or above a fireplace fire
2026-08-05 15:05:14
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SpiderGwen :
At least the stuff he has is still useful during a power outage
2026-08-05 15:42:44
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Robyn 💐 :
his daily quote is "if it's not broken, don't fix it"
2026-08-07 10:02:57
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ᆞֆʊʍʍɛʀᆞ 🇨🇦 :
Queen Akasha's post-it notes be like
2026-08-05 22:54:41
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Abigail 🐝🍄 :
No no, I agree with him about the LEDs. They suck. Too bright.
2026-08-05 16:24:28
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Forfatter Mie 🇩🇰 :
Amish vampires! 🙌😆
2026-08-05 14:43:54
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🍰Little_Sh0rtcake🍰 :
"IT STILL WORKS"
sounds like me to my old phone that almost turned into a mini nuke 😭
2026-08-05 19:42:31
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Willow :
“it still works!” ngl can’t argue with that argument
2026-08-06 15:43:35
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index.id1036 :
Imagine living in a world where everything is disposable, literally made to last only a short time, and only your care and attention can extend its lifespan. That's their world.
2026-08-05 20:47:23
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Greedygoblins🇺🇸 :
In his defense, if the power goes out, he’s gonna be able to use everything he has still. if the power goes out the new GEN vampire is probably gonna go out of their mind
2026-08-06 09:51:32
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Almalexia :
He has a computer. It’s a Commodore PET he got brand new in 1978.
2026-08-05 15:05:38
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✧ Dregoon ✧ :
I'm gonna ask that vampire where he got his stuff because I love that shit! I want to switch to that but everyone is so dependent on modern tech it's insane
2026-08-05 20:21:47
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dyyho5kmsxjc :
Honestly, I would do it too—I mean, there were some technologies that were great
2026-08-05 17:35:05
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Alligator Alcatraz Enthusiast :
People say vampires should just buy modern junk and then wonder why vampires have more money than them 🙄.
2026-08-05 15:57:58
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gaparinojuca :
This is basically Alastor in Hell
2026-08-05 18:54:14
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