she's a librarian with severe trauma, he's an illiterate sociopath that is obsessed with her <3
2026-08-06 04:53:24
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nolongersethmeyers :
she’s a mortician with a pine nut allergy… he’s a retired hitman with lower back pain
2026-08-06 01:02:21
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Larz :
her bones shatter like glass but she goes cray on the battlefield
2026-08-05 21:56:55
5257
2sdayswithMari :
She owns a flower shop and has Ehlers Danlos Syndrome and the author will spend the next 300 pages shoving both down your throat
2026-08-05 23:56:02
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chlo :
she is the owner and sole employee of an artisanal cinnamon roll bakery and she just moved to town. he is a mechanic who grew up here and has a Dark Backstory (one dead & one shitty parent) can these two crazy kids make it work?
2026-08-06 03:50:37
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Cassie :
You’re forgetting it’s also written at a children’s reading level and the sec scenes are boring
2026-08-06 02:53:58
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Jay :
She has panic disorder….he has ocd….and they’re going to describe the symptoms of each in great detail bc we have never heard of mental illness before?
2026-08-06 01:44:54
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Rae :
Don’t forget its enemies to lovers but they just trade basic insults for 1/3 of the novel and she folds like a lawnchair
2026-08-06 21:55:13
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ava 🧸 :
she’s a 4’11 straight barista who wears jeggings and he’s a 7’1 mafia boss who secretly fosters kittens
2026-08-06 18:57:16
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Valerie :
I hate that the FMC are always absolute losers and the MMC are prodigies Alex Volkov vibes.
2026-08-08 14:54:12
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Lucy :
But where are the fat crocheter with ADHD and the dragon kings with 8 dih books! 😭 I yern for the large lady hot elf man or dragon king with 8 di…
2026-08-08 14:43:03
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TupeloHaley :
I AM LITERALLY CRYING
2026-08-08 04:40:06
1
MJ :
She's a bookstore owner with ADHD (but the author writes it like it's OCD) and he's a werewolf with *sexy* (sarcastic) OCD and organizes her whole life because that's how either of those things work
2026-08-06 04:40:36
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Ash clear :
I read historical romance and the amount of times I get “At 22 she is an old ass spinster that is NEVER getting married, because she is OLD, wears glasses, POOR, and worst of all SMART. And he is wonderful, young and vital at 40”
2026-08-06 02:01:38
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uglypuss :
She’s a regular woman with a normal full-time job and he’s a rich guy with a nice apartment but a bad personality who was 25 the year she was born
2026-08-06 10:16:10
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Hlyn0 :
It’s even worse with manga
2026-08-07 18:51:06
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Rileyandthedawgs :
I can’t read romance for that reason 😭 psychological thrillers are the bestttt
2026-08-06 17:39:21
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Boo :
"her sister and brother-in-law have just died. She is left with their two young children. You would think that would be a mood killer but not in Kindle unlimited land. She has a meet cute at the funeral."
2026-08-06 00:57:12
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Madalyn | booktok📚 | travel✈️ :
Also it’s the lowest stakes possible yet somehow tagged “touch her and die” like I’m sorry I don’t think the local middle-aged CPA is going to kill anyone for the med spa receptionist across the way - nor would he have to?
2026-08-06 16:48:09
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Emi ☀️ :
“ she’s chubby bubbly traumatized kinky plus size FMC who owns a cupcake shop and he’s a tall, dark, hates everyone but her, touch her and you die, possessive daddy dom MMC who works as a hitman but delivers flowers to her every week.” Like what are we TALKING ABOUT
2026-08-06 13:18:45
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Feelin Peachy Keen :
Knowing my romance novels there’s a non zero chance that possessive garbage man is more problematic than dragon king
2026-08-05 23:32:29
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XANNIE :
he's an alpha male little league coach who works in finance (6'5 btw) and she's the baseball
2026-08-06 03:54:55
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wabisari🤸♀️🍓 :
me, a fat crocheter with adhd just listening to this on repeat because I left it playing while I put my salmon into the air fryer 🧍♀️
2026-08-06 02:19:47
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Isla :
No because during lockdown the garbage man was like the only guy I saw and he was really hot so I got a bit parasocial with it so too close to home
2026-08-06 02:51:11
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