@hermitsreserve: Capricorn Tings (TO ME) 🐐 idk these things just carry a capricornian frequency, i didn't decide i just observed. #capricorn #capricornzodiac #thevoices #goats #grandpa
Coffee with milk and chocolate. Sitting by a fire and smoking a pipe around Christmas. Men’s dress shoes. Those old timey spectacles with color shifting lenses. Sunflower fields. Parchment. A fluttery snowy breeze during the night in winter. Fables and myths meant to scare children. Sonogram. That one small town all ran by one person, successfully. Tree houses.
2026-08-06 08:16:46
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8675309999 :
We would never launder Saturn punishes us too!
2026-08-05 23:50:16
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Saxstin Clark :
Def not going to bed early
2026-08-07 02:03:56
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🏹🫀 :
money laundering is the exact opposite of the cap philosophy of doing things the long, hard, and traditional way because they value stability over immediate gratification, excitement, and pleasure
2026-08-06 02:02:41
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☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ cielo ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾ :
receiving laundered money >> 😻
2026-08-06 18:09:40
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Blair Elizabeth :
I just want to launder money and peace and go to bed early
2026-08-05 22:12:34
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🌀eorgia ✨🌿🧚🏼♀️🎠🌙 :
I feel like being a night owl is Capricorn energy
2026-08-06 19:19:01
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mahina :
yeah no, I am NOT going to be early
2026-08-07 05:39:45
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ASHLE <3.14159 :
// we may THINK about cleaning money but most of us know better than to actually do it.. it is not sustainable
2026-08-06 02:34:25
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💜FDT💜 :
money laundering at 5 pm bed at 7:30pm
2026-08-07 06:38:52
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Rc :
I love going to bed early but I also love partying till the sun comes up
2026-08-07 05:09:50
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teatome333 :
2026-08-05 19:39:19
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Gina Wyant :
Seems right to me🤣
2026-08-07 04:28:50
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princess rot :
i understand
2026-08-07 05:05:22
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Sughr. :
Yeah we don’t sleep. It’s a thing. And I don’t play with my freedom. Saturn been on us our entire lives. Caps that do crime most likely plan out how much time they would get and if it’s worth it and how long till they get caught lmao
2026-08-06 10:14:15
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Momomomomom :
Cap men go to bed early, cap women have the night shift
2026-08-06 05:02:53
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Kaytlin :
i want a suspicious source of income that is laundered money so I can go to bed early on my ship that’s breaking through ice on my way to the old growth forest. new travel plans downloaded
2026-08-06 02:06:24
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Aimster513 :
I am a January Capricorn….i like this list but the money laundering would be literal for me…. It’s very sexy to think of dry cleaned and ironed paper money without germs on it. Mint condition coins too 🤩 I would also like to add to the list Godzilla with his atomic breath for when we finally lose our temper.
2026-08-06 01:55:59
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Angelicker :
Go to bed early? Guess again. That’s wasted time.
2026-08-05 22:32:21
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Ashtastic :
You had me until going to bed early. Must be a Dec Cap thing.
2026-08-06 01:29:00
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simsimsim :
Reading this in bed at 7:00pm is golden.
2026-08-05 23:40:22
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Eeeek :
As a Capricorn it’s 3 am rn
2026-08-07 10:33:03
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