He is the “clean the mess” parent. I am the “clean the kid” parent.
2026-08-07 14:21:42
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Megan :
I’ll take all the poop over any puke
2026-08-07 09:26:33
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Cheyenne :
I can handle poop NOT vomit, my husband cant handle either, so when one throws up EVERYONE in the house is throwing up 🫠
2026-08-10 13:44:02
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Nicole Owens :
My dad was both because my mom was dry heaving in the other room
2026-08-10 13:10:30
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Maddie :
My husband is the puke parent, because if I’m the one cleaning up the puke, I will also be puking
2026-08-07 13:56:42
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laurena_0209 :
What if I’m an ER nurse and he works in sales? 😭
2026-08-08 00:34:14
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Kate Shoreman :
it’s whoever is most able to drop what they’re doing and deal with it 🤷🏻
2026-08-10 11:04:49
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abbey.layne.bakes :
Poop is so much easier than puke. I see puke and I puke. I can’t even clean up the dog throw up.
2026-08-08 14:32:25
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Alyssa Hannah :
I have to be both because my husband works 2 hours away 😅
2026-08-10 12:28:15
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Mama_of_crazies :
I’m a shit parent, husband is a puke parent.
2026-08-06 21:22:00
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|-/ 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 Ⴟ ⋆。°✩ :
I have a weak stomach. I’ll do it but I’ll be gagging the entire time 🥹 I’ll tend their wounds and deal with blood and injury, as long as it’s not on me, completely fine. But puke is a big no
2026-08-10 10:41:10
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Sydney Titus :
So I can do puke and poop but he has to do blood and pain, I cannot
2026-08-06 22:04:40
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kschoepp :
Haha, jokes on you. My husband is both and it rocks!
2026-08-05 21:48:40
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nat <3 :
yesterday i caught my daughters vomit in my hands, today she pooped all over me - i am both
2026-08-07 16:23:16
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Cassie 🫶🏻 📚🩷🩵 :
I’m a single mom so unfortunately I am both
2026-08-07 13:25:10
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C$ :
I’m both. When it comes to my kids, there’s really nothing that grosses me out. Couldn’t handle it for anyone else though.
2026-08-07 05:50:00
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cateli456 :
As long as it doesn’t involve teeth I got you. I’ll catch whatever with my bare hands but NO TEETH
2026-08-07 13:34:44
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Ashlee | SAHM :
I’m the poop, my husband is the puke. We established that very early on 😂
2026-08-08 02:11:49
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Kae Bugs 📚📝 :
Then who is the Lice parent? 🤣🤣 I say this as a long time camp director- seen it all.
2026-08-07 03:08:35
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Julia :
I think the fact that I’d need him to be the snot parent is the reason I am not ready to be a parent
2026-08-07 19:01:10
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Okan :
I’ve got no problem being both. I have a harder time with boogers honestly but even then I can handle it.
2026-08-06 11:39:50
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Samantha Bicknell :
I’m the puke and poop parent so he can eventually be the tooth parent. Idk why but there is nothing more terrifying to me than my child losing his teeth 😭
2026-08-07 04:06:33
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Micaela Adams :
I am usually the “clean up the mess” parent, he is usually the “clean up the kid” parent
2026-08-07 19:38:08
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