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that one :
LMFAO i played a noble tiefling and my dm was like Hey We Have To Go To Your Mansion And See Your Evil Dad. and i was like OK??? and then the party immediately killed my parents 😭 which was notably unnecessary
2026-08-06 01:32:21
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⌖ indy ⌖ 🇵🇸 :
we've been calling the most pivotal moment in my character's arc "cake day" and last night my dm goes "next session you'll need to bring a cake" scared the FUCK out of me
2026-08-06 05:28:09
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Mistme03 :
sick earring
2026-08-24 16:48:49
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314applepie :
my dm mentioned how my characters grandma stopped writing the daily letters (my character was very close to their adoptive grandma) only to go to her house and she was dead and her skin was full of bugs. gm said we had the chance of saving her if we went earlier. i was in grief for weeks and still bring it up …
2026-08-07 16:05:57
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Not-So-Grump :
How could the information I gave them specifically to torture me be used to torture me that wasn't supposed to happen
2026-08-06 16:31:15
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inhuman being :
i had a warlock character who's fingers would glow when she approached powerful magic items and when they did she would have to give the item to her patron and the words "as you approach the goblin king's staff your fingers glow a light blue" scared me to death
2026-08-05 22:56:53
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FloppyApples :
38 of my character's sisters have been kidnapped and will slowly be killed off if she doesn't reach them in time😭😭😭
2026-08-06 05:48:04
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generally1125 :
I fear the day my DM utilizes my backstory, it's basically just random bullshit I forgot about till like now.
2026-08-06 22:40:37
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Hannah 🌼 :
My character is a hexblood in curse of strahd and the hags in barovia mentioned that my hag mom says hi I’m so scared rn why do they know her😭
2026-08-07 17:07:30
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weyoun apologist :
when the dm said "now with your time in the underdark" I am so Scared right now and this is a curse of strahd campaign
2026-08-06 06:18:32
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makerdotcom :
I have a warlock vampire who used to be a spoiled as shit high elf (but he’s still a good person) and after being kicked out for being bitten he wandered into the feywilds and became a favorite errand boy for an unseelie archfey that feeds into his parental issues
2026-08-06 12:17:14
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Reillysfindings :
I couldn’t make it to a session one time and they killed my mom !
2026-08-07 13:50:19
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aracnobat :
when my character had her memory wiped, a daughter she didnt remember, a dead husband, we met the person who wiped her memory but the group stopped bein friends 💔
2026-08-06 23:36:35
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Woweeno :
I always write the most whimsical backstories so it's always a gamble whether or not it will be good or bad when mine comes up 😭
2026-08-07 10:41:26
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Raskallion :
My character kept getting items to detect invisibility. The others thought it was to protect herself against the people hunting her family. Then one session her toxic ex appears from nowhere.
2026-08-06 23:40:11
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Knightyknight :
I had a dhampir paladin character whose primary motivation was to hunt down the feral vampire that forcibly sired them and get revenge. and then my dm revealed that the vampire sire wasn't feral, my character was actually 100+ years old and had self-inflicted amnesia, and the sire was in fact the bbeg.
2026-08-06 05:21:12
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problemadic_art :
I knew it was coming, but I still nearly shit myself when I was told “Zora, you hear someone familiar” and the token art I drew months ago just pops up-
2026-08-08 13:02:20
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Oliviak02 :
just started with a new group and the dm told me "I'm excited because there's a lot I can do with that" after I sent my character's backstory. I'm so fucking scared 😭💀
2026-08-06 22:16:31
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Sir_Baguette :
my dm explicitly said out of the blue "Oh yeah and your character is the main one so the plot will be centered around him a lot." LIKE IM SORRY. My child has enough trauma already
2026-08-06 15:18:27
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Robin the bank :
I wasn't at this session but from my other party member I got to know that during their adventure, They found a skinned child's body. and the lore of my character, is that I play essentially a puppet made of the skin of his daughter that went missing....so that was fun
2026-08-06 17:43:50
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☆ Luckyy {🌟🔭} :
Yeah, that family my character's gf had? that welcomed her in and had her stay with them any time because of how often she and the gf were around each other? That family? Yeahhh nooo idk what you mean Ms dm... 🙂 Dont bring them into this..
2026-08-06 03:22:33
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Kaela :
First session he had the ground open up and he plunged my entire village into a gigantic chasm, killing almost everyone
2026-08-11 03:16:39
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carrieg666 :
My husband sent me this because he’s playing in my Fallout campaign, and I just hit him with
2026-08-11 20:29:28
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𝐄𝐫𝐞𝐧‘𝐬 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 :
I have a monk that comes from an assassins monastery, one session my dm mentioned the fact that someone I vaguely recognized was seen watching us from afar…that’ll be fun
2026-08-07 23:11:46
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wonderbun :
he tried to make our party sleep in the ruins of my dudes old kingdom. like really dad.
2026-08-07 01:54:46
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