DianaOfTheRose
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Eric The Cleric :
Eric the Cleric here. Just a heads up: our office is sending over a referral for a sorcerer that's been changed into a potted plant
2026-08-06 13:51:03
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Dakota :
I wish goodberry was a cantrip.
2026-08-06 02:59:34
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Joker724 :
Casted haste...can't turn it oooofff...feel heartbeat in eyeballs.
2026-08-06 05:33:45
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Cass :
This doctor is spreading medical misinformation: Good Berry is not a cantrip. If a druid charges you, it is not a scam & the going rate is 5gp per berry.
2026-08-06 21:41:04
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CoventryDemon :
"No. No. He hasn't been hit with feeblemind. He's just a maga supporter with a cold. Hit him with lesser restoration and send him on his way. There's nothing more to be done."
2026-08-06 12:09:59
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crushcastles23 :
EMT coming in: Guy "fell" ass first onto an immovable rod. Perforated colon.
2026-08-06 04:22:51
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Dave :
"Dispatch said to get the burn unit ready. Got another party who's wizard cast fireball in confined space. ... No, the wizard is fine. Why do you ask?"
2026-08-06 13:04:12
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Jakkyl (TTV) :
Inexperienced wizard: "Experimented with a 2 inch-wide dimensional portal I created. Now my finger is stuck, and I don't know what has me. You know... by the finger."
2026-08-07 11:47:16
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°☆•Swa'li⭐️•☆° :
Listen if I sell my soul asmodeus can at least pay my medical bills. Send the bill to him
2026-08-06 15:19:22
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rortegaiv :
heyyyy the alchemy department sent me to tell you guys to stop insisting that potions will be ready for patients to pick up in 30 minutes. there's a back order on herbalism kits and the heroes guild wont let us list quests for supplies so we're running on haste spells and a sketchy rogue who knows a guy
2026-08-06 15:56:45
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BillXGames :
Does the cat (32 year old man) get compensated for his part in the skit?
2026-08-06 02:45:50
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GloriousGe0rge :
Yeah I'm sorry, your diety says 9th level spells are not covered under your health plan...
2026-08-06 02:18:57
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Viper Actual :
So a campaign where the party works in a hospital and has to diagnose and treat various curses and ailments???
2026-08-06 12:29:25
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BiffSpudly :
"Give him the pamphlet" there's that many wands of wonder that this specific issue is something that a pamphlet needed to be made for... *chef's kiss*
2026-08-06 13:54:26
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@lupaescosces :
Heeeeey, ICU - incantations care unit here. Where are our two trainee orc healers you said you were floating to us?
2026-08-06 12:14:26
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✵.｡.✰ 𝓚𝓲𝓻𝓪 ✰.｡.✵ :
hey I got a wild magic sorcerer who tried to cast mage hand but it surged and they actually cast fireball. yeah it was targeted on themselves.
2026-08-06 21:17:54
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killermouse :
As an ER nurse, the idea of being a magical healer is absolutely hilarious to me! Like I would totally be a knowledge cleric because I'm a big nerd who also has strong interests in religion, history, philosophy, and politics. But I'd focus on medicine professionally (of course because I can't escape the trope of being support and actually enjoy, yes I'm a masochist) But when I finally read Harry Potter not long ago (sheltered childhood unfortunately) I absolutely loved the scenes at St. Mungos and really want a series dedicated to the healthcare systems of the wizarding world. Once I'm able to properly play DnD and not just BG3 then I'm definitely gonna main clerics.
2026-08-07 14:01:15
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PollyBriarwoodGirl :
Asmodeus' wife here (Thursday game PC)... bold of you to assume he didn't go to medical school to make his torture programme more effective.
2026-08-06 12:21:37
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Slice_of_Unlife :
The healthcare insurance industry. The true evil of the realm. Probably also ran by green dragons.
2026-08-07 20:36:53
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Byron Brown :
Why is this doctor a retired cleric adventurer
2026-08-15 15:38:51
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Ginom94 :
"Give him the pamphlet" killed me 🤣 And as someone that likes to play Monks that drink and partake in "extracurricular" activities, I approve 😂
2026-08-07 06:29:10
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The Hat Man :
In what edition is Goodberry a cantrip??
2026-08-06 21:38:30
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Loftwyre :
can we have an anime based off this!?!?!?
2026-08-07 00:15:41
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Andy :
My current healer runs a free clinic in his downtime, in a city run by a warlock. it has been the sorce of many a short adventure.
2026-08-07 00:48:00
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Brightwind :
My monk who took an iron axe blade to the stomach walking it off: “im fine…”
2026-08-07 02:08:55
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