Them: “You finally decided to show up?” Me: “Well, the gun jammed and the rope broke, so.. here I am..” 😂👍🏻
2026-08-08 01:57:01
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Francisco Macho :
sounds funny but it a tually halpened to me! after that i turned my life around realized it happened foe a reason i wasnt meant to leave yet he had a bigger plan for me!
2026-08-08 00:43:39
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Bosco 🥓 :
Im never joking lol
2026-08-06 16:02:51
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Courtney Michelle :
My therapist said I can’t say that 😂😂😂😂
2026-08-07 20:04:15
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Kev :
2026-08-07 19:02:42
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yodaevil :
Well I heard a click. So here I am!
2026-08-07 00:27:15
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Jay* :
2026-08-07 03:42:42
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Oil_2146 :
even im the military its fround upon. I was late to formation due to a wreck they ask why I said my toaster bath tripped the breaker now im here. annnnd I talked to the wizard for 3 months. hahahaha
2026-08-08 03:44:34
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chris.peguero :
POV: my face when HR ask me why I made that joke
2026-08-08 01:06:24
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v01-D :
them: hey, you 😁 how's your day?
me: woke up..heard a click instead of a bang, and now i'm here. yay.
2026-08-08 03:03:44
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SpiderTrashMan :
I’m going to use this joke now thank you
2026-08-07 18:40:13
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DookieBowser :
I love this. it pisses me off that we 'can't' talk about it..
2026-08-08 12:23:23
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Not Like Us RPG :
Im never joking lol
2026-08-09 11:41:55
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ai_creat :
using this one tomorrow, thanks
2026-08-09 11:57:18
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Drew Palmer :
I recently told employees of a client that I heard a spoon full of salt is enough to kill you but I havent figured out how big the spoon needs to be yet. they just stopped and stared 🤷🏻♂️
2026-08-08 05:55:26
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Mark Davis Jr. :
Just kidding sorta not really… just playing… nah for real just a joke 🤣🤣
2026-08-07 12:02:57
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