my daughter wanted to pretend to be pregnant (I'm preggo) so her dad helped put the teddy bear in her shirt.....told everyone her daddy got her pregnant 😳
2026-08-06 22:21:01
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unclepatscents :
Contract assassin=hospice nurse😂😂😂😂😂
2026-08-06 12:54:14
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proud mimi :
these do not get old 😂
2026-08-06 12:42:53
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Stephanie Adrian :
Mine said drug dealer. I work in the pharmacy
2026-08-06 16:39:23
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Silvia Benitez183 :
My daughter used to say “my mom works on a corner” the store I worked at was on a corner.
2026-08-06 19:35:06
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Samantha | Reading & Gaming :
Every time I see these I think of when Henry Cavill did the interview about is nephew telling his class his uncle was Superman and the teacher told mom that they should not be telling lies.
2026-08-06 14:22:04
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🦦 :
i have a VERY strong feeling in september when everyones back in school i’m gonna be making these same calls as the kids at work are FERAL
2026-08-06 12:20:50
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Ashley :
Im a single parent and my daughter told her class im a stay at home mom… I work from home 🤦♀️
2026-08-06 12:21:33
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Marc :
I mean.... would a contract assassin tell you if they are..
2026-08-10 08:36:52
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BkLovah :
obviously an Assassin wouldn't just spill it casually on the phone
2026-08-06 15:34:26
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Ashley :
“Are you” is so funny cause like did you think they would admit it 😭
2026-08-07 02:34:13
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Cynthia ❤️ :
“ dad no longer with us” 😂😂😂
2026-08-06 12:14:59
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🖤Lydi📚🍃 :
“Daddy packed his truck and left”. Yes, well my husband is a truck driver and he’s regional so he’s home every single night unless we get snow that shuts down the turnpike (it’s only happened once😂)
2026-08-06 14:56:53
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Catie :
Oh my god the hospice nurse 😂
2026-08-06 12:46:41
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MJ :
As a kindergartner teacher these are ONE THOUSAND percent accurate 😂
2026-08-07 00:00:05
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MutherofTwins :
Contract Assassin...thats actually very clever 😂😂
2026-08-06 14:27:45
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LaurissaJean :
You’re hilarious! Also my husband still says stuff like this but on purpose. I used to work in a foster/adoption agency and he told everyone I rent to own babies.🤪
2026-08-06 16:56:05
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ginger.bread.girl :
"My dad beats me up every night".... had to explain to the teacher that my son ASKS to wrestle with dad every night before bed.
2026-08-06 16:17:04
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Mina :
I swear these kids are going to get us arrested😂😂
2026-08-06 20:01:03
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Ali :
My nephew told his teacher that he sleeps on the dog bed. Which he fully does, but that’s because he likes it more than the actual bed in his actual bedroom not because he’s forced to. 😭
2026-08-06 17:46:09
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Captin’sShieldMaiden :
I’m a tooth fairy 🧚 umm Kid I work as a dental assistant 😂😂😂
2026-08-06 18:49:45
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Christina McDevitt :
My son said: My dad works on the poles and swings from them….He is a lineman’s lol 😂
2026-08-06 18:24:41
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✨Marissa✨ :
My son told his kindergarten teacher he has two dads, she was quite shocked when I showed up thinking I was a babysitter ….i had to clarify yes he does have two dads bio and step not gay dads 🤭
2026-08-06 20:17:35
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🍁Holli🎃👻 :
This video make me scared lhh, my twins start kindergarten in a few weeks 😂😂😂
2026-08-06 15:09:02
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Alexandra :
Maybe.. you should stop asking what their parents do for work 😂😂
2026-08-06 15:58:29
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