@ian.h08:

ToeTruck :

make sure to constantly ask about their sexual harassment policy

LA :

“None of yall in here can beat me up”

Ziut 42 :

sell me this pen

BELZE :

Sybist :

“We’ll see about that” after they say what the work entails

lindens100 :

buy me this pen

🤔 :

BRO! You cannot ghost me after getting my dog pregnant💯 We need to talk NOW!!!❗️❗️

nessisburning :

Now replace every letter with money

SillyEngineer :

Violently fart if they start being discomfort

☭ karmarx ☭ :

"does a criminal record affect my electability?"

𒉭 :

Now replace “job interview” with “mindset”

999cells :

Sell me one buisness please

James Hodson :

"How many beers can I drink per shift"

2001 Acura EL :

It’s funny because it’s the OPPOSITE of what you should say HAHAHAHAHAHA

RustyBucketier :

Thank you

zyordx :

do you have any rare fish?

NoNotTheBees11 :

Circling back to the sexual harassment policy, how strict are we on that?

JG :

Promoted To CEO

Agent Stoody :

"Why should I work here?"