@jays_sturn: real #dexter #dextermorgan #fyp #foryoupage #vent Dexter vent police parents relatable

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I stole a snicker bar💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I’m crazyyyy✌️✌️✌️✌️💔

тело :

they literally want me to tell the police so i get put in a foster home 💔💔

🍬candy :

what does this mean ik damn well all of yall are not murderers

w :

should i repost

cranberry :

i just😢 can't my dad's the police💔

⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ :

glad to know i’m not the only one

✞𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐲⚡⚡𝐆𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞✞ :

Yep, real funny thing

☆𝐋☆ :

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL CONTENT

Emin the brodez ( ￣ー￣) :

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whole comment section struggling to be funny 😭😭😭😭😭

Patapolet :

literally ten minutes of talking to a police officer and theyre grtting arrested

val🌞 :

silent repost🫰🏽

Yi Xi :

My mom is illegally living in the Netherlands 🥹✌️