@michael.wagner0351: Some people have a dealbreaker so ridiculous it sounds made up… but somehow it was enough. 😂 What’s the funniest or most random reason you’ve ever lost interest in someone? No names—just the story. I’m convinced these comments are going to be hilarious. 👇 * #StoryTime * #DatingHumor * #RelationshipTalk * #FYP * #ForYou

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zachaustlily
Hayley McChesney :
He had nystagmus and I couldn’t look him in the eyes without getting dizzy.
2026-08-08 11:50:21
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autlinebling
Autlinebling :
He came to my house and didn’t pet my elderly dog who had bad arthritis and got off her bed to meet him
2026-08-10 20:17:52
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lordfarquaaduwu
brooke marie :
his name was brock & mine is brooke. felt like dumb & dumber. i couldn’t do it
2026-08-07 16:14:11
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s_m_d__s_m_h
Ummmm no :
He didn’t know what a suffragette was.
2026-08-12 21:08:31
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_lyssiii_
🍂📖 A 🪐🌖 :
he didn’t want me to submit my PhD application bc we would be introduced as “Dr and Mr” if we get married and he said my title couldn’t be higher than his. anyway he’s single and im a PhD candidate now
2026-08-08 04:32:19
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hold_my_scissors
hold_my_scissors :
What do you MEAN he still ate the lettuce????
2026-08-08 10:29:57
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noellesigma
Sigma :
He picked up a rock to throw at a stray cat that wasn’t bothering him.
2026-08-08 13:26:21
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hexandjinx
Cherryzip84 :
One morning he woke me up to confess that he had a baby with his sister. He said "if you leave I'm gonna kill myself" and I left.
2026-08-14 17:44:49
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bunniitailz
Bunnie :
Heeeee liiikkeedddd to typeeee like thissssss
2026-08-16 03:48:22
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nericat3
Keeeeum :
He said "ew" when I mentioned periods
2026-08-08 14:38:10
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neisha_she_ready
BeautifulNeisha 📓💊🩺 :
He had a watch on each wrist
2026-08-08 22:21:27
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gingerbread5951
gingerbread :
He said girls should leave the room for farts but its fine for guys. I farted on his jacket.
2026-08-09 02:48:33
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natlopez
Natlopez :
He didn’t wash his hands after the bathroom and touched my face saying “poopy hands poopy hands!” Like a toddler
2026-08-08 23:46:53
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kimdoggo2
KimDoggo :
when I complimented his looks, he started to send me like AT LEAST 7 pictures of him daily
2026-08-14 06:21:28
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treytrotter379
Trey :
White socks! They gross me out!
2026-08-20 17:03:31
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lofro54
LOFRO :
Had all of his lacrosse jerseys since middle school hung up in his room
2026-08-20 17:11:54
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stepmusic47
Stephanie :
he rubbed my arm too fast
2026-08-20 16:57:48
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brokenheartedgeeker
ᝯׁ֒𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚎😚 :
she hearted my message .
2026-08-20 16:55:18
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mtpockets91
M.T.Pockets :
Dude wanted to take a shower with me so I let him. He ripped the hardest fart I’ve ever heard in my life and ended up pooping on my feet. I asked him to leave my house mid shower. Never spoke to him again.
2026-08-08 21:58:40
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dais_gabriella
Daisy Gabriella :
he fell down the stairs naked
2026-08-12 10:04:04
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reemaahmedhegazi
reemaahmedhegazi :
After I gave him my debit card to pay, he put it in his wallet. I thought he did that so no one would notice that it was mine. Later, when I asked for it back, he told me that he was short on money and needed to keep it until the end of the month.
2026-08-14 14:02:05
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itskelleyolsen
itskelleyolsen :
He stuck his tongue out when he coughed
2026-08-08 04:50:45
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dogmama1602
843 ♥️ IDGAF :
He pushed my dog away from the door. "Dogs are gross, I hope you don't let that thing on the couch or bed" he immediately was pushed outside. My dog and I went and got Chinese and sat on the couch and watched lion king until it was time to get in OUR bed.
2026-08-11 13:21:13
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willard_official
WILLARD :
We were making out, he broke the kiss to look me romantically in the eyes then said “I love you just as much as I love my sister”
2026-08-16 00:35:40
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kittypotamus
kittypotamus :
he slept in jeans. Like would PUT THEM ON to sleep.
2026-08-09 16:10:29
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