@michael.wagner0351: Some people have a dealbreaker so ridiculous it sounds made up… but somehow it was enough. 😂 What’s the funniest or most random reason you’ve ever lost interest in someone? No names—just the story. I’m convinced these comments are going to be hilarious. 👇 * #StoryTime * #DatingHumor * #RelationshipTalk * #FYP * #ForYou
He had nystagmus and I couldn’t look him in the eyes without getting dizzy.
2026-08-08 11:50:21
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Autlinebling :
He came to my house and didn’t pet my elderly dog who had bad arthritis and got off her bed to meet him
2026-08-10 20:17:52
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brooke marie :
his name was brock & mine is brooke. felt like dumb & dumber. i couldn’t do it
2026-08-07 16:14:11
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Ummmm no :
He didn’t know what a suffragette was.
2026-08-12 21:08:31
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🍂📖 A 🪐🌖 :
he didn’t want me to submit my PhD application bc we would be introduced as “Dr and Mr” if we get married and he said my title couldn’t be higher than his. anyway he’s single and im a PhD candidate now
2026-08-08 04:32:19
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hold_my_scissors :
What do you MEAN he still ate the lettuce????
2026-08-08 10:29:57
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Sigma :
He picked up a rock to throw at a stray cat that wasn’t bothering him.
2026-08-08 13:26:21
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Cherryzip84 :
One morning he woke me up to confess that he had a baby with his sister. He said "if you leave I'm gonna kill myself" and I left.
2026-08-14 17:44:49
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Bunnie :
Heeeee liiikkeedddd to typeeee like thissssss
2026-08-16 03:48:22
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Keeeeum :
He said "ew" when I mentioned periods
2026-08-08 14:38:10
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BeautifulNeisha 📓💊🩺 :
He had a watch on each wrist
2026-08-08 22:21:27
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gingerbread :
He said girls should leave the room for farts but its fine for guys. I farted on his jacket.
2026-08-09 02:48:33
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Natlopez :
He didn’t wash his hands after the bathroom and touched my face saying “poopy hands poopy hands!” Like a toddler
2026-08-08 23:46:53
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KimDoggo :
when I complimented his looks, he started to send me like AT LEAST 7 pictures of him daily
2026-08-14 06:21:28
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Trey :
White socks! They gross me out!
2026-08-20 17:03:31
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LOFRO :
Had all of his lacrosse jerseys since middle school hung up in his room
2026-08-20 17:11:54
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Stephanie :
he rubbed my arm too fast
2026-08-20 16:57:48
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ᝯׁ֒𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚎😚 :
she hearted my message .
2026-08-20 16:55:18
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M.T.Pockets :
Dude wanted to take a shower with me so I let him. He ripped the hardest fart I’ve ever heard in my life and ended up pooping on my feet. I asked him to leave my house mid shower. Never spoke to him again.
2026-08-08 21:58:40
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Daisy Gabriella :
he fell down the stairs naked
2026-08-12 10:04:04
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reemaahmedhegazi :
After I gave him my debit card to pay, he put it in his wallet. I thought he did that so no one would notice that it was mine. Later, when I asked for it back, he told me that he was short on money and needed to keep it until the end of the month.
2026-08-14 14:02:05
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itskelleyolsen :
He stuck his tongue out when he coughed
2026-08-08 04:50:45
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843 ♥️ IDGAF :
He pushed my dog away from the door. "Dogs are gross, I hope you don't let that thing on the couch or bed" he immediately was pushed outside. My dog and I went and got Chinese and sat on the couch and watched lion king until it was time to get in OUR bed.
2026-08-11 13:21:13
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WILLARD :
We were making out, he broke the kiss to look me romantically in the eyes then said “I love you just as much as I love my sister”
2026-08-16 00:35:40
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kittypotamus :
he slept in jeans. Like would PUT THEM ON to sleep.
2026-08-09 16:10:29
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