@sammystants: Apparently it’s my first day on earth today

KY :

At least you admitted you were wrong, tomorrow is a new day ☀️

Maddison Idiot :

I was getting balloons for a friend and I ran into my pharmacist and he said “Is it your birthday?” and I said “yes” and he said “oh Happy Birthday!” And I said “you too!”. … it’s neither of our birthdays.

815 :

That was me sweetie, I forgive you

Jess :

im just impressed you managed to jam it under your own seat

Lil white witch :

She wants to date you now. Who’s going to tell her.

🐈‍⬛ kat bee 🐝 :

🤣🤣🤣 one of those days

Ali Daher :

Poor Sam 😂

🦅reece01222🥚 :

😂😂😂 this is like the moment that the Jetstar attendant jammed my bag in the overhead so hard that it fell out of the side of the plane

soozrutter :

Kaz Lee :

I’m sure she was thrilled when she met you. She can brag at parties that her bag and your bag spent a flight together 🤗💜🥰

user :

God bless

benji :

🥰

I’M ZIK 🚀 :

❤️❤️❤️