@funfuneralfacts: The morbidly obese may cause grease fires when being cremated #funfactoftheday #cremation

bingy baby :

they carving my ass up like brisket

Christian :

Don’t let samyra see this 😭

Rolling my Third Eye :

Even a cremation has a skinnylicoius option.

Hekally :

I need to know why it smells like

Samsung Gapla :

Great. Now Im hungry

dinglebert25 :

Then why is it so hard to burn fat when you’re alive? 😂

𝕮𝕾𝕿𝕽 :

most people think if someone was cremated they instantly turn into powder or ash but in reality the bone are still intact but very brittle so they go into a grinding machine

Daniel "Dell" Pinel :

the lardon shot was diabolical

Mew Fuwwy :

Firery Revenge

⋅˚₊‧ ୨✦୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ :

just turn me into palm oil babes

Erik 🖖 :

I’m not fat, I’m storing energy for my cremation.

🍃_EYESAC_🍃 :

I want my ribs to be slow cooked after I die.

HollywoodBoi :

youre saying I'll be even hotter in death????👀👀👀👀

dcrawford94 :

there has to be a yo momma joke in this...💀

XeroKool88 :

Damn even cremation is fatphobic 😂

blinky :

Everyone in America walking around like A5 Wagyu, think about that.

formula1matt :

All I’m hearing is we’ve got more sources of clean American energy that y’all are sleeping on.

desmodus :

so im a fire hazard.. thanks

Elements. :

Hell is going to be oily

🥹/Heavy-Heart\🥲 :

So you telling me if I get up in that motherfucking start cooking I’m gonna get deep fried before I start cooking by my own fat.??

Angela Ankle :

cass 🎣 :

better not tell samyra she’ll get on yall ass

Biggie Cheese :

so u telling me imma sizzle like a slice of bacon when I die.. shiiiiiiii