@thevviewfromhalfwaydown: so i stopped at a jack in the box on the way here #CapCut #bojackhorseman #freechurro #todd

freechurr0_ :

so I stopped at a Jack in the Box on the way here, and the girl behind the counter said, "Hiya! Are you having an awesome day?" Not, "How are you doing today?" No. "Are you having an awesome day?" Which is pretty... shitty, because it puts the onus on me to disagree with her.. Like if I'm not having an "awesome day," suddenly I'm the negative one. Usually when people ask how I'm doing, the real answer is l'm doing shitty, but I can't say l'm doing shitty because I don't even have a good reason to be doing shitty. So if I say, "I'm doing shitty," then they say, "Why? What's wrong?" And I have to be like, "I don't know, all of it?" So instead, when people ask how l'm doing, I usually say, "I am doing so great." But when this girl at the Jack in the Box asked me if I was having an awesome day, I thought, "Well, today I'm actually allowed to feel shitty." Today I have a good reason, so I said to her, "Well, my mom died," and she immediately burst into tears. So now I have to comfort her, which is annoying, and meanwhile, there's a line of people forming behind me who are all giving me these real judgy looks because I made the Jack in the Box girl cry. And she's bawling, and she's saying, "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry," and I'm like, "It's fine. It's fine." I mean, it's not fine but, you know, it's... fine. And I would like to order a Double Jack Meal, and l've kinda got somewhere to be, so maybe less with the crying and more with the frying, huh? And the girl apologizes again and she offers me a free churro with my meal. And as I'm leaving, I think, "I just got a free churro because my mom died." No one ever tells you that when your mom dies, you get a free churro.

🌇🌌🌄🏞️ :

hiya are you having an awesome day?

m :

“its like asking someone to draw a dog, whos never seen one.” how bojack feels for the first time.

ag4inv :

Im a barista and i work in retail, i always ask people “are you having an awesome day” only one person ever responded “why are u gonna give me free churro if im not”

Randomngr :

Watching season 1 while knowing everything else that comes later on feels like a punishment

AegisOfShadow :

Is it really that good?

Rad_DoggO :

I always preach this show but no one can get behind the talking animal bit for some reason and the 4 to 5 terrible first few episodes

Mr. Peanutbutter :

what is this, a crossover episode??

Esteban :

Bojack hive we here

Roachie :

How fast I caught that reference

☆ JAYUHHH ☆ :

let's NOT go to new mexico

MKUltra victim :

tried to put my mom on it shes pnly on season 1 and says she cant keep watching cuz its too depressing

Willpa.nyc :

Samurai Jack >>>>

trin_11_ :

i didnt get a free churro when my mom died

Mike D :

Never skip BojackTok 😔

cha' :

AK :

It’s way too depressing

Fran Kafka :

dexter >