@willeygoat: I have no enemies

josiahbecker7 :

Sports can honestly teach you so much

pign0ne :

Dude knows ball. Literally, metaphorically, philosophically

Patrick Kumpf :

Been slumping lately, no doubt. But then I had a few bloop singles and a gap double the other day and I’ll tell you what, got a pitch coming in this week that looks like a meatball down the middle. We connect on that one and send it to the bleachers and oh buddy we’re so back.

Elden Lord :

I'm throwing it right at life's head next AB.

The_Oni_Shinobi :

Outfielders give you a courtesy jog lol

rkoahoe :

Charge it to the game

carterhutchings :

ANOTHER LIFE/SPORT ANALOGY BANGER

Ob_cuhh :

“New ball blue” is essential

dermot :

Life’s charging the mound atm

mattlinebach :

brother, your analogy may have started as a joke but you just saved a life

siezed lug nut :

no clue what any of that means bro I'm not a baseball fan

RapDad13 :

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

SakeOnASuzuki :

I’m a hyper-competitive person (daughter didn’t know what fucking hit her playing Candyland today) but my life genuinely got a lot better when I started not taking it personally when somebody was better than me at something and genuinely congratulating them for beating me. Feels good man.

Josh Keller :

did...did you just save me $230 bucks on a psychiatrist

yewberryultra :

Tipping the Cap, and Ball Up Top are generational life lessons. Thank you for this one

Eli :

Ball up top, get to the line.

Davi :

No, throw middle middle and pray 🙏

COZ :

How can you not be romantic about baseball 🥹

freedamar :

Mike M :

slump busting, cap tipping, motivational speaking Connor is exactly what I didn't know I needed. Spread the gospel.

06nissan :

yes

coachdanniefitness :

Ricky Bosworth :

GLOVE UP, READY POSITION

YawninJawn :

I’m gonna be honest I didn’t understand half of what you said but I’m digging the message. Have a good one big dawg

d_mooooney :

These are genuinely lights out. Keep em coming sir