@itsnotsatire: Last seen somewhere over a tornado between Vegas and the White House. No leads yet, but I have a theory — involving an aide known only as “the human printer,” a very unflattering photo, and a production timeline that raises more questions than it answers. Full breakdown in this one, subscribers only.

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Saturday 08 August 2026 02:44:39 GMT